You are mean

When are you meanest to someone? I think when I am in physical pain, that's when I get the most pissed at people, especially people that ask me questions and then immediatley follow up by answering their own question, thereby causing me mental anguish as well.

But for some reason I never feel mean to animals. Weird huh?

Sponge

I hate sponges.

Sponges are people who don't rightfully deserve what is handed to them, yet, suckers are stuck supporting their lazy ways.

Here are some examples of sponges:

1.) Bums: These guys are terrible when it comes to sponging. They sit (or stand) on to the road/exit next to the interstate with a sign that goes something like "BROKE AND STRANDED. ANYTHING HELPS." They ensure maximum donations by strategically placing themselves where they will encounter the greatest number of people with the most amount of pity. Not to mention, we all have change in our cupholders because of drive-through windows. Bums anger me because they are not illiterate, so someone obviously tried to steer them in the right direction at some point. But bums use their skills that someone took the time to show them, and use them to beg for change by writing on cardboard.

2.) Lazy Teens and Young Adults: Any teenager that has enough dedication to themselves can become a success. But most of them can't see a more than a few months into the future. This is the partly the fault of their lazy parents, but since the teen is the one who is willing to suffer it is mainly their fault. You can identify a lazy teen or young adult by the amount of weed they usually smoke and lack of interest in finding a job to help pay their monthly auto-insurance bill.

3.) Mama's Boys: One of my favorites, the Mama's boy was a lazy teen that never moved out. He still gets high and still has no ambition except to collect star wars figurines and play Dungeons and Dragons or MMORPGs. His mom can't wait for him to get married and become some other poor saps problem.

4.) Lazy Housewives: Working husbands know this one all to well. Laundry everywhere? Floors are a mess? Dinner never ready until 10:00 pm? Yep, you've got a lazy housewife. She knows all about the latest fashion trends but has no concept of what keeping a clean house does for a family. Meanwhile, the husband spends 8 hours of his life day after grueling day at his job, paying off her student loans taken out for her 6 year, unfinished A.A. Degree, all the while hoping she'll one day (maybe in 10 years...maybe) get some sense of respect to people that have bailed her out her whole life, while she watches TV programs in bed at 11:00am that tell her she's a woman and should be respected for her independence.

5.) The Broke Friend: This guy always needs a smoke, never brings any beer, never offers to drive cause he doesn't own a car, and always needs to use your cell phone. You are too much of a puss to tell him 'no' so you give in and pay his way through your friendship, while he discusses getting a band together in which you are the drummer or bass player. This guy is the worst because you've known each other since middle school and he knows you are always going to help him out, ever since you first bought him lunch with your allowance in the school cafeteria.

6.) Lazy Current Events/Gym Teacher. This teacher rules. You always get an 'A' no matter how much of a failure you are in all other subjects. You parents are so proud when they see the progress you make in her class, compared to everything else. In reality she is just there for a paycheck which is why whenever you hand in crap for homework, you still manage to get an 87.

7.) Welfare Sponge: I simply detest this sponge. People drawing unemployment also fall into this category. These people are what you call bums who are too lazy to stand by the interstate, but educated enough to fill out the "free money" forms. The money comes out of a pool, provided by the state/territory/district, which comes from taxes, which are provided by people who actually believe in working for a living. Welfare is BS and all of it should be redirected to disabled veterans who were injured by putting their ass on the line so everyone else can enjoy the rights that they do everyday. Vets include firemen, cops, swat, military and anyone else that risk their ass for others.

8.) Disabled People: I hate it when I see a young disabled person who isn't working, then blames it on their disability. I once witnessed a man, on several occasions, who had every one of his appendages in a deformed state. Every time I went to the place he worked I expected to see him there, in his wheelchair shuffling papers and doing the very best he could to earn a living. I think every person who is disabled that doesn't work should have to live in this man's place for a day and fill the demands of his job, then maybe they would see they didn't have it so bad and then they could continue to draw welfare quietly, so I won't have to listen to them.

9.) The Know it All: While not technically a 'financial' sponge these people are terribly insecure and incredibly annoying and are sponges for attention from others. They absolutely are never wrong in their mind, and constantly provide useless facts and give you pointers about the work or activity you are doing even when you know what you are doing and didn't ask for any help. It's quite easy to single these people out because the do it all by themselves. Everyone hates their guts and always talks about them when they are using the restroom or out to lunch and can't wait until the day they are fired or leave.

10.) The Dead Beat: This guy always has money for cigarettes and beer but never when it comes to important things like allowance and engagement rings. He always says he's using to money to "fix something" and the "something" stays broken for weeks and weeks. They usually turn into dead beats and leave their wife of 2 years, and infant kids to pursue other venues, like partying and drug abuse. These are the absolute worst kind sponges because they will do anything to satisfy their own selfish desires. These types of people should seriously consider a vasectomy.

If any of this offends you then you suck and should snap out your dream world you are living in. Oh I forgot to mention Oil company executives and politicians but I figured you all pretty much didn't need any help figuring those out.

Crop Circles are all R-E-A-L

So the guy's down the block made a crop circle, in some poor sap's wheat feild at night. It's real.

So some aliens got bored and decided it was time to write us. It's real.

Or maybe we and the aliens are just writing to each other to pass the time and all of you keep wondering "is it real or is it a fake!?!?".

WHO CARES?

Let me ask you experts, are the words in this thread real? I mean, I am Russian, so they could be fake, but maybe you should take a closer look and announce to the world your findings.

Why must Wives 'bitch and complain'?

It's 1:34am Central Time Zone. My wife and I just got done watching a movie ("Fun with Dick and Jane" starring Jim Carrey). She starts to complain about her back hurting (again), which I took the liberty of massaging for her earlier. I start rubbing her back again and all of a sudden the complaining goes from "My back hurts," to "My back hurts because I weigh too much." Then the complaining goes to, "I didn't used to weigh this much; if everyone I know would just stop drinking around me." WTF?!?!?!
I felt like saying, "you can take that last sentence, and shove it up you ass and set it on fire!" But I just kept it simple and told her that statment was bullshit.

My wife has gone out with her friends every night this week, and some evenings, staying out overnight, either at her friends or mother's house, all of whom live nearby. Just so you all know, we have been married 5 years, and have a 4 year old son who is my pride and joy. Remember, she is good to me and I love her very much.

Now I'm a reasonable guy. For instance there are a lot of men that wouldn't hear of their wife staying out every night, for a week, to drink and party with their friends. I don't mind because it is my belief that people should have fun and experience life. But if you're going to go through all the goddamn trouble to have all that fun, then DON'T COME HOME BITCHIN' TO ME ABOUT YER DAMN BACK AND YER SPORADIC WEIGHT GAIN YOU SPENT ALL DAMN WEEK WORKING ON!!!!!

Is it really fair that I have to be the sole 'bread winner', baby sitter, massage therapist, and shoulder to cry on? Maybe for 1 day; after that I say f-ck off! She says I don't listen. Why the f-ck would I want to at this point? She has no right to piss and moan about any of the things she did this week to put herself in the mood she's in. I would love for her to give me the all money it took her to piss away, drinking with her friends all week, so I could go out and do the same damn thing, then come home bitching about how much things suck. I could do that too, but there's this thing call picking and choosing your decisions and living with those decisions, a.k.a. 'being an adult'. That, and she couldn't afford my tab if the shoe was on the other foot; she bitched SO much about her last job, I got tired of listening to her and told her to quit...and, she did.

I love my wife, but I'm no goddamn sucker either. I can certainly respect her wanting to have fun with her friends; in fact, I promote it. But when it comes to her running her mouth about all her so-called misfortunes, I feel like I could just slap the dog piss out of her, and tell her to grow up. Other people in the world are dying, sick, hurt, and afraid, and if she opened her goddamn eyes once in awhile she might just see that she doesn't have it so bad off.

All this bitching and complaining makes me wonder: didn't she get all this out with her drunk ass friends being that she spent a good deal of time with them this week? Yeah right, she probably bitches about me to them, because people (women), tend to stick to what do best where ever they go.

I don't want to live my life listening to this shit, because it's doing nothing but pissing me off, and she sure isn't showing any reasonable gain from being an expert complainer. Advice?

Those of us who really enjoy life want to do exactly that, i.e. without negative, nagging interjections.

MY SOLUTION: STFU and stop feeling sorry for yourself.

I can do Bush's Job...I think?

Well all the Bush haters have spoken out. And rightfully so since they live in America and will face no reprisal for speaking freely... sounds like he really made things hard for us. Because of his so called "un-diplomatic" policy what have we really lost????

Yeah...well I started this thread for 2 reasons:
1). To hear the solutions of the Bush haters and how they could solve all the screw ups he has caused since they have no problem pointing out obvious things that piss them off.
2). To see where everyone really stands.

Vote away;
Oh, one more thing. If you are complaining about the Bush Administration, you better also be a 'registered' voter; otherwise, your opinion, no matter how good, isn't relevant, as you have not enabled yourself to act upon your own opinion using the power that is vested in you, and all Americans who are given the privilege to vote. You are simply using freedom of speech, which won't change much in the real world. If it did Bush would be out wouldn't he? That's right.

If you cannot vote because of your age, think about why.