Im Asking For A Ban

IV HAD IT WITH THIS FORUM, I ASK FOR HELP SOMETIMES, I LET IT ALL OUT BECAUSE ITS A SAFE PLACE TO DO SO AND NO ONE GETS UPSET. BUT SOME MEMBERS HERE WANT A GOOD SLAP. FUCK IT IM GONE. END OFF.:mad:

US technolgy controls our dreams

i dream, you dream, yeah we all dream. i think the US goverment is controling my dreams, and maybe not just me but others too. i had a dream i was flying in area 51, i almost went into space. i think all the activity surrounding area 51 are infact people flying, their souls. not aircraft. i dont know how this technolgy works but they can feed you images into your brain while sleeping and take your soul anytime to experiment with. maybe thats why ikeep dreaming of that woman. the US goverment might be putting her there. all i can say is, try to fight them off. THEY DONT CONTROL YOU, YOU HAVE CONTROL.

ring of death

my xbox 360 has died, three red lights. anybody know how i can fix it? i searched the net but so many people are telling differnt ways how to fix it i dont know which is true. dont worry americans i will be back on live kicking ass on call of duty 4 pretty soon.

holoman holodog holothis holothat

i had a idea the other night as you do. a idea that will bring about a new era in not only warfare but home secuity, personal protection and even daily life duties i bring you the HOLOMAN!!!! it does excatly as it says in the title. First, we'll start with warfare, the holoman is enclosed within a small portable device with tracks operated by remote control, small enought to fit in any webbing system carryed by a solider, when deployed simply swith on the tracked device and remote, a hologram of a solider will appear, full life size, can be set to sprit which appears if the soilder is running at a fast pace or jog or walk. Guide the holoman over terrain which you think there are hidden enemies, hopefuly the enemy will open fire giving away his position and giving you the upperhand. but why stop there, holotank holoplane even holobush. the possibilties are endless!! here one for you, holodog, a simply detranet for unwelcome visites and crimanals alike. ok, its late at night, your sleeping and some little git wants to rob your car, shed house whatever. but what the theif doesnt know is you recently installed a sensor which when triggered set off holodog, the dog appears and barks, and all the things anger dogs do, the robber runs empty handed. HOLOTHIS HOLOTHAT.

am i stupid?

hi members, old and new. i have something i want to say and i would be gratefull if you rescept the fact im a sad bastard who dewels on dreams and futures thats never gonna happen. first of all im 24 years old and ive recently recived results from the hospital that ive got a heart condition, ive sat on my fat ass for five years, no excise, no healthy food, drank alcohol and smoked like a trooper, my fault, im stupid. i got to go for more tests on my heart soon. second, when i was nineteen i had a sexual encounter with a lady, and i felt degusted with myself after and went home and showered for around 45 mintues, that was my only sexual activity ever. i want a girlfriend, but she has to be perfect and with my heart i dont know if she would take me. i get out of breath quick even when sitting. ive had dreams of a young woman, maybe my age, she has the most beautifuly formed face with bright warm green eyes with a glowing smile and sliky black hair that just breezes on her shoulders, she often visits me in my sleep and tells me lots of girls like me, she hugs me and makes me feel wanted, i love her but i cant have her, shes already dead, waiting for me, jesus, im crying as i type. my heart is fucked but it doesnt matter because when i do go i can be with her forever. i got no friends apart from here which i really like you all. we share smiliar interest. im not gonna quit smoking though nor am i going to action heart at the hospital. i want death, its the only real future i have. i may sound stupid to some but for me its my only escape.

love you all xx