Annoying things to do in a lift

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Earliest memories

Okay here is a place to tell everyonne your earliest memory, a glimpse from your past that you think about once in a while.
heres one of mine.
I was three years old and lived in a place called Whitby.. only been there for about a month.. could read or write very much. just make out my own name.. pretty average.. decided to go out and play on my trike... Dad at work.. mum with the other three.. one of which was toddling one messing about in the kitchen and the other a baby,, me being an independant wee soul plays outside alone.. ( I was a pretty naughty kid and never listened to mum ,just don't ask her what else I got up to.. and especially not my teens.. thanx).. anyway I digress... off goes me.. little Opal .. with the crown jewels,my trike, scooting down the road crossing roads etc.. the bit I remember was whenit was dark.. and a very kind lady took me over the road.. I don't remember my dad finding me.. but he did.. nor the poilce or anything.. just the trike and the dark and the lady taking me across a busy road.. well busses are huge whenyou are three and pretty scary..
I have to say tho nothings changed.. i get on planes to the wrong places,, ended up in Munich once when i was meant to be in Dussldorf.. .. and got on a bus to go to the airport in Rome and ended up at the port.. I don't know how I do it.. I never get lost when I drive.. (well only a little bit...you ever been to spaggetti junction?)

anyway thats a pretty dull one.. hope yours are more exciting..

Real Coffee shop!!!

Okay peeps.. just been to a really great coffee shop... if your ever travelling up the A9 in Scotland this place is a must.. got cakes to die for . and coffee that starbucks would drool for.. I think giving the name would be a perhaps bad thing to do.. but it's off the Tore roundabout towards a place called cromarty... go for it .. I did and boy what a neat little secret place it is.

why?

Why is it that men have to mess with your head all the time.. get revenge..say things that are deliberately hurtful..mess up the mind and confuse you?.. Is there a reason?.. Is it a general male trait.. Why do they think that saying I love you then saying but I'm going to have sex with someone else should be an okay thing to say to someone.. or that well actually it's this person..yeah you met her.. blah blah blah....hey lets have the graphic.. er no..guys.. are you all like that?... is that what men do?.... Don't they think before they speak?...

colour blind

Sadly some out there are colour blind.. heres a link to click for those of you who suspect you might be.. and for those who want reasurance. hehe

http://i.madblast.com/funflash/swf/ColorBlind2.swf
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