Urgent Read Now(mirrors)

I have discovered a troubling fact ladies and gentlemen. The mirror in your bathroom, the mirror at the stall at Mcdonalds, even the rear view mirrors in your cars are outfitted with hidden cameras controlled by aliens. Grays and Reptiloids alike. Haven't you ever wondered how these amazing devices were created? No one knows... because they are manufactured by our puppet government to keep an eye on us. Don't you feel that mirrors are a little ahead of our time? Its because its alien technology, used for observation purposes.

LISTEN UP, we need to gather everyone in our neighborhoods and smash all of our mirrors at ONCE! Its the only way. If we do it one at a time, the reptoids will catch on and abduct us for further questioning and find out that It was me Agent Omega461.

GO NOW AND ORGANIZE, THE INTERSTELLAR WAR IS ALMOST UPON US.

Time Is Short, I Need Your Help!

I was snooping around a government building in Bangladesh last month and I came across some documents regarding the alien race, reptiliods. When I found George Bush's signature on a memo to the Bangladeshi Secretary of Treasury, saying that they will have complete control over the worlds finances, I was shocked because I wasnt even looking for that. I was looking for kleenex.

I took the first flight back to the states and started snooping around the Pentagon after the building had been evacuated during a terror plot drill on January 5th. I infiltrated a 4 star general's office (whos name I cannot disclose for my own safety) and found an interesting document in his briefcase he left behind. Here is an excerpt;

"Whether or not the Reptiloids have the need for our planet and its resources, they will certainly get it. Our military technology is far inferior to their's"

It goes on to say that we will all become slaves and erect giant monuments of the reptiloids until all of our planetary resources have been consumed, at which point we will all be exterminated.

As standard procedure I then left a tracking device in his breif case and snuck out of the building just in time before the motion sensors and surveillance was back online.

However when I left I noticed I was being followed by two tall men wearing black suits and dark sunglasses carrying suitcases with what appeared to be, barrel holes on the fronts. What they were are suitcases with submachine guns inside of them, or possibly alien weapons, but concealed inside the suitcase. So they followed me for 5 blocks or so until I heard a woman screaming. I turned around just intime to see them throw a man who looked just like me into a van with what appeared to be reptioids.

I am sure by now he has been eaten, but none the less they interrogated him because ever since then I have been dodging assassins human and reptiloid alike. I have been seeking help from the greys but I my interplanetary transponder has been broken in one of my lavish escapes from assassins. Soon I will meet up with the greys and I will tell them what I have learned and I will become promoted within their ranks.

If any of you are in contact with the greys, you must help me. The Earth's fate is at stake.

DO NOT REPORT ME TO THE REPTILOIDS OR OUR GOVERNMENT THEY CANNOT BE TRUSTED!
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