Yo everyone, I've been lurking through these forums for about a year now and have finally decided to become a member. I'm an 18 year old Australian dude extremely passionate and enthralled by ALL aspects of the paranormal, but ESPECIALLY the apparent phenomenon of UFOs and extraterrestrials. I like to consider myself a fairly open-minded person, though I try to balance this trait out with healthy doses of reasonable skepticism now and then to ensure that I stay in touch with reality. Anyway, enough of my boring life-story... I created this thread to ask you people if the Zeta Reticulans (whom I shall refer to as 'Greys' simply because it's shorter to type) have a sense of humour (assuming that they indeed even exist, which I sincerely believe they do)? The reason I feel inclined to ask this question is because I have read accounts from many supposed abductees who claim (either through the process of hypnosis or through sheer memory alone) that after their time with the Greys has elapsed, they awake from their beds startled to either find themselves wearing their clothes inside-out or that their heads are where their feet are supposed to be on their beds. My initial assumption is that after the Greys have abducted these people, they try to return them back to their own homes just as they were before the abduction experience to make it seem as if no abduction had actually taken place (I'm referring to abductions of the 'bedtime' variety here). But since the Greys aren't entirely familiar with certain human customs and nuances, they make these telltale errors (such as incorrectly dressing them). If this is not the case and the Greys are familiar with these trivial details, then to me I think it reinforces the idea that the Greys may have done those things just to fuck us around. This would seem to indicate them being able to express humour, just like us. So what do you all think? Do the Greys actually have a sense of humour?

WELCOME ABOARD
Personally I feel that they have emotions but that they are significantly less emotional than we are.
I do not think they can identify humor, as we do.
There is probably another explanation.

'though I try to balance this trait out with healthy doses of reasonable skepticism now and then to ensure that I stay in touch with reality'


Zeta Reticulans? Is it accepted conspiracy theorist talk that they are from there now? All it takes is one person to claim they were abducted and claim to know where there from and all of a sudden every conspiracy theorist on the planet has it set in their heads that that is where they are definitely from. The crazy Hills star map was so vague it could have been a map of anywhere in the universe.

My brother when i was younger and we shared a room, used to always wake up and do weird things at night. Like take off his shirt and put it back on (occasionally inside out or back-to-front) and sit up and lie back down, with his head where his feet should be.

So any story i hear of people thinking "OMG! That's strange, maybe i should go and get hypnotised to see if i'm an abductee!" Makes me immediately skeptical. The whole abduction experience could then be suggested to them while under hypnosis and they would take such events as putting on a shirt back-to-front while sleeping as evidence of being abducted, when it's simply not true. It's proven that hypnosis is more likely to plant false memories into peoples minds than release real memories... But i'm going astray from the topic.

As for greys having a funny bone, i don't know? From peoples experiences i've read about the answer would seem to point to "no." In fact it's quite the opposite if we're going by peoples accounts of greys. According to most people "they" have no emotions and people believe they may be here because they are fascinated by "human emotion" and want to study it and experience it for themselves.

It seems as if you've assumed that I used the name 'Zeta Reticulans' because I think that's the star system they hail from, but that's a misconception. I neither believe that they are from that region nor disbelieve that they are from that region, I have NO IDEA WHATSOEVER about where they originate from. In fact, the ONLY reason I addressed the Greys as 'Zeta Reticulans' is because I think it sounds cooler than calling them the 'Greys'.

I sentence thee to 1000 Hail Marys with a whole frozen tuna. When you're done, please saw a small coin slot into your forehead with a concrete saw.

:laugh: :headscrat :dunno: :concussed :shrug:

Do I win a prize now?

I was only trying to find a suitable punishment for randomly labelling something not understood just because it would 'sound cooler'.

10 points

I just thought is was a funny way of responding to that post.


No prize no but you can have the knowledge that I had a good laugh

Poor bloke... When he finally decides to join the forum... tsc.

I don't know Rishi... I tought about that too, there are some cases where "The Greys" show some kind of humour. Maybe it's humour for us and for them is just the better way to deal with Humans. Maybe we are all wrong... But Iv'e got your point.

And ofcourse he is from Australia.

Hey! I'm an Aussie and I 'resemble' that remark! :laugh:

I don't think that the Greys have a sense of humor. Apparently, 'hybrids' don't have a sense of humor either, which is why I suspected my old boss of being one - Poor eyesight, smelt bad, no sense of humor, superiority complex etc., etc... :devil:

Somehow i picture the Greys, asuming that they exist, emotionless. They seem cold and only practical. I feel that emotions are only in the way of their missions to them.
I believe i've read somewere that one of the things they envy of us are our emotions. (project blue planet?)

I've heard that's part of their motivation for studying us. I've also heard that the ones who do most of the 'probing' are actually some sort of 'biological androids', constructed by the large greys to perform the mundane tasks of human abduction... :shrug:

But isn't envy an emotion? Also curiosity is as well, and they would have to be curious about human emotion to A: study it and B: show that they're interested in it. Because as far as i can tell, human emotion isn't practical for anything, so i have no idea why they would wish to understand it.

If Greys evolved from a species of predator or prey you would also have to think that they would have some type of natural emotion in them somewhere. Alot of animals on earth are ruled by emotion, if an animal is scared, it'll run. If you give a dog a biscuit it'll get extremely excited (at least my dog did). Pets also show strong affection towards their human carers. So in the early years, you would have to assume greys did have emotion... I don't know if they lost it somewhere down the line, but you'd have to think for them to be either a succesful predator or prey they would have to have had emotion in the early days of their evolutionary path.

Unless they evolved from an animal that reacts solely on instinct, such as various types of insect on earth, insects seldom act on thought.

As far as the Greys supposedly being 'emotionless' is concerned, I think perhaps they unintentionally put out that kinda vibe because they are so extremely goal-oriented that they are only focused on objectively completing certain tasks, regardless of what or whose feelings are involved. They might consider emotions to be highly inhibitive in terms of abducting humans, so they simply accomplish what they are meant to do whether it upsets us or not. But if some abduction stories of Greys gently returning abductees back to their beds (or their original place of abduction) holds weight, then perhaps they do have some sort of capacity to feel compassion towards the feelings of other living entities.

I found this in a website called "The Dark Brothers":

It is critical for you to understand that dark, abusive extraterrestrials do exist, beings with advanced technology who are interested in controlling human society and dabble in in multi-species genetic manipulation. These beings are well known in UFO circles and in the new age community; they are referred to as reptilians, men in black, and so on. Through various kinds of extraterrestrial visitors are known to some humans we will refer to all negative-minded extraterrestrials as Reptilians or Grays. (Dark Lords can be in human as well as extraterrestrial forms.)

Reptilians are beings originating from several star systems such as Draco, Orion and Zeta Reticulum. They have deliberately separated themselves from the greater galactic community and the restrictions of Universal Law so they many be free to practice their diabolical ways upon sleeping humans. Reptilians are fascinated with the games humans play, for they too, find pleasure in indulging themselves with fear's intrusive ways.

A close encounter with a Reptilians certainly provokes terror, yet a confrontation with these godless entities is sure to widen one's viewpoint as to the nature of reality. Albeit having a rude awakening, a Reptilian's victim is apt to be jolted into turning tail and running home to God.

The lower vibrational dominions, which include the third-dimensional and lower fourth-dimensional astral plane octaves, are replete with negative beings enraptured with Dark Lords. Extraterrestrials who abduct humans are among Dark Lords and their followers. It will help you understand the abducting aliens' point of view by considering the following: Most humans believe animals should be used as food fodder, as zoo captives, and as subjects for biological and genetic experiments, habitat relocation and demolitions, and scientific investigation such as drug therapy and surgical technique exploration. Most humans look upon animals as having little import other than to serve the will of their human masters. Well, abducting extraterrestrials view humans in much the same way. To them you are a lesser species; in fact, they hold you lower than animals because of your compulsion to soil and destroy the environment of your home planet. No other animal degrades its living quarters in such a fashion.

Conversely, beings of light view all life forms as sacred, as essences of Divine Principle in manifestation. Vibratory placement does not mean one is better of lesser than another. A child attending kindergarten is not looked upon as being of less worth than a college graduate, only at a different stage in formation and development. The things you teach your beautiful children - knowledge of things, places, events, people, and language- are wasted if the foundation of these children and the subjects you teach are not rooted in the Law of Cosmic Intelligence.

To Ensure your safety, it behooves you to maintain clearly delineated boundaries around your energy (auric) field. Do not fool yourself into believing that all extraterrestrials are dedicated to serving Omnipotent Light. Not all extraterrestrial energies visiting Earth are interested in spiritual evolution. The motives of some are self-serving and their methods are harshly destructive.

Universal Imperative Law operates on a freewill frequency. As such, the philosophy of light-serving extraterrestrials is structured upon the precepts of self-responsibility, as the Law of Free Endeavor clearly implies. In compliance with this law, the Oneness that makes up the star councils maintains a firm policy of noninterference in the affairs of negative-serving entities. Nevertheless, when extremely destructive elements critical to Earth's overall stability develop, we do step in and make a few energy adjustments here and there. Situations warranting our interference include imminent danger to the planetary body as a whole, launching of full-scale nuclear war, and an attempt by Dark Lords to take complete control of human society.

Dark Lords are both clever and controlling. In these closing years of human history, as humans understand it, Dark Lords are primarily occupied in tracking swings in human energy patterns. Earth is tenuously held as she slides inevitably to heightened critical mass and the trans-dimensional energy window that awaits her.

Information on alien abductions is rampant in modern times, for humans delight in frightening themselves more than they delight in uplifting themselves. This extremely unfortunate circumstances doubles star council efforts to incorporate intense refined light in this place of shifting darkness.

Are abducting aliens wrestling away your innocence? Innocence to and from what? No unsavory being can disconnect your Soul's innocent conduits to Divine Truth. If you view these unhealthy entities with compassionate understanding, you will know that like many humans, they, too, are about to miss an opportunity to upgrade their Soul's resonate status when Earth bursts higher upon the galactic planes. Extraterrestrials who represent the forces of darkness are very much like cold-hearted humans who struggle in vain to regain the loss of their love's once innocent blush.

Now let me know what you think about it.

Reptilian (?) A real picture or just a graphic? Also from The Dark Brothers website.

Many of the accounts I have read of these so-called 'reptilians' mention that they are enticed by human flesh. If this is actually true (hopefully not) then naturally they would be antagonistic towards us, as they are carnivorous in the first place! :shrug: