I really hate most of the people who are slowly taking over the club we frequest as our group grows out of the clubbing phase. I mean I just got into it a little while ago, so I'm good for another 100 000km but most of my friends have been into the club scene for way too long and are finally realizing that they'd better stop hanging out with jail bait before they become some tank's bitch in jail.

I'm preparing for my birthday parties this weekend (four seperate parties for each different group) and I was thinking forward to Saturday night when we have almost 250 people coming from the ranks of my friends and family. Do I really want them to be exposed to the asshats that I really despise at my favourite club?

You can be the judge.

Here's the groups:

1) People who go to have a good time, have a few drinks, and dance until they're ready to leave (I like this group because I'm part of it, YAY!) (Most of us don't stop to pose for pictures)





2) Assholes who dress up in all their thug gear, looking as 'gangsta' as possible, and stand around making rude comments at white people and females. (This group consists of white guys, black guys, asian guys, and brown guys who all don't realize that they grew up in suburbia and that their idea of a hard life is when their moms forget to buy enough Pizza Pockets for their sleepovers) (Yes, even the white guys in this group make derogatory remarks against white people...)





3) The rest of the people who stand around the far edges of the club and just look miserable through the entire night









4) People who spend their entire night prowling the floor looking for pictures to get their otherwise unphotographable faces in



5) Guys who spend their entire night prowling the floor looking for drunk girls to harass and otherwise molest if not take home.



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6) This category isn't so much people I hate, but people i pity. I call this group, "OUCH!"

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Theres certain dress codes in the club near me, Best of all, They have nights purly for under 16's

Foam ones rock lol.

I don't attend nights that aren't 19+. The dress code at this club is limited to no jersays and no gang colours. I wish they would limit if to only necessary clothing, lol... No 'thugs' or 'gansters' and such... Also, i wish there was a smell code for this certain group of guys that comes in... They smell like rancid tuna salad, rotten mayonnaise, regular (although far too strong) body odour, curry, and something else dead but yet to be identified.

I agree, the foam ones are fun. Last one I was at I had the random fortune of being in the middle of the dancefloor in the cage with a couple of my lady friends when the foam poured down into the cage... That was interesting to say the least... :laugh:

:laugh: I bet it was

Man, Our citys are very differn't, the ones that smell dont usually goto the clubs, and if they do, The smell of the 12 cans of lynx they'd sprayed on themselfs not 5 mins ago, its almost strong enought to make your eyes water.

Yeah we get those too... These guys are fresh off the boat or something and obviously haven't walked past the billboards that state in 10 foot tall letters:

"If you stink, it wouldn't matter if you were the last guy on Earth."

Witha picture of about 100 women running away from a guy.

Enjoy clubbing while you can, you turn 25, and become an old fogey...

Well, I turn 21 this friday so I'd better kick my clubbing into high gear...

Hey, Boss...
Yes, James?
I quit, screw your job!
But... Why?
I Gosta get ma clubbin' on!
O...Kay...
Oh yeah, I'll be back in four years.

When you get my age, the venerable age of 27, you just start having your parties at home, or if you are lucky someone else's home...

Rave's are my thing, mostly illegal one's, but i havent been for about a year..........*Hardcore Till I Die*

We've been doing that for 5 years since I moved out of my parents house lol... We do that before we hit the bars and/or clubs!

Sadly, most clubs here are honky-tonk joints... but on the right night, you can find a few country-western hoties... I just hum Nine Inch Nails and Nirvana in my head to drown out the Country...

If you mentioned a honky tonk joint here, you'd get laughed out of the place lol...

Mostly here are rap and hip-hop places (all of which are filthy garbage dumps on the best of days) but we have a couple of great dance, rock, and crossover clubs (crossover, not crossdresser lol)...

Crossdresser clubs ain't so bad... drinks are usually cheap... just watch who you take home that night...

HAPPY HARDCORE FOR THE WIN!

My roommate and I blew out one of his speakers in his car whiole sampling some new stuff that the DJ from the club burned for us. It was a fun experience... Especially the putting out the fire part.

Just make sure you feel them up before the door lol

Adam's apple...

My Adams Apple isn't visible unless I tilt my head back further than the fused disk in my neck alows it to go... I can feel it there though...

Well... all I can say is... I hope I never meet you in drag then...

Hey hey hey big boy!

D.J. Scott Brown is a god i have seen him more times than i have had hot dinners

Here he is in action

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdw6719FXhs

Here's a sample of some of his tunes

http://www.evolutionrecords.net/

Enjoy Felonious.....