What else has anyone dropped into the cold white porcelain bowl.Besides dropping a load in the toilet,of course.:laugh:
1.My car keys
2.Cell phone.this last die.:tease:

my wedding ring, toothbrush ( twice ), medicine

yuk, I hope you didn't reuse your toothbrush (twice).

Why not?:laugh: :tease: :surrender

No, I am not stupid or that broke that I couldnt replace it.

My Glasses that pissed me of...:laugh:

Hmmm, My MP3 player.... I even somehow dropped a bottle of shampoo down, "somehow", witch was hillarious to watch my dad try and fish out since the shampoo bottle was large than the pipe...

Watch, sunglasses, toothbrush, silver change. OK, I should shut up now.

My wallet. :laugh:

Toothbrush, tampon (! new one eh !), ear rings that I took back with all my willpower and courage because I love them! <3
And well, a pack of cigarretes... I hated it so much.

I dropped my cell phone in the toilet........at a club. ewwwwwwwwwwww

A few years ago my three legged cat Tripod fell in the toilet and couldn't get out. Problem was that she had a lot of things wrong with her because she was a rescue cat from an abused situation (hence why the leg was amputated) and it was one of her back legs which was missing. So she couldn't get the impetus a cat needs to get out of such a situation.

Don't know how long the poor thing was stuck in there before I found and rescued her. She was rather distraught and bedraggled, but she learnt a lesson and never jumped on the toilet seat again.

Dingo
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Apart form th eodd bottle of shampoo and spare toilet roll Ive not knocked much down the toilet.. but I've fished the odd toy or twenty out, rescued a freedom hunting goldfish..( thank you animal rights children..) replaced many a drowned action man that 'failed scuba diving lessons and well what can i say.. lifes brilliant isn't it... !!

your poor cat Dingo.. I know my kittens love to wander round the toilet seat.. sleep under the shower and curl up in the most unusual places..

I know Drone... I felt so sorry for the poor thing at the time... I can't really say I remember dropping stuff down the toilet except almost my face when I got badly drunk once and had to chunder in the dunny bowl.... something I rarely do thank goodness.... yuk...

Tho I do remember a time when my 2 kids were little and they stuffed a heap of oranges as many as they could right down as far as they could in the pipe... Couldn't get them all out coz oranges swell in water... Had to call the plumber in to remove them and the plumber said they have to be careful removing them coz they were so tight when swollen that in removing them they had to be careful not to bust the pipe....

And then after they removed the oranges they also found a heap of little boy undies caugh up stuck through the pipes... My son was at toilet training stage and I was wondering for ages where all his undies were disappearing to at an alarming rate... phantom undie thief we had.... Turns out that whenever he wet them a bit... you know what little kids are like, leave it to the last second... he would flush the wet ones down the toilet with the dunny paper...

Two problems solved at the one go but a heap of money paid out to do so...

Dingo
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The toilet seat is dirtier then the toilet. Most likely your bathroom counter is filtheir and people lay their toothbrushes down all the time on the countertop. I read that a Seat and the floor underneath at your local Theater is filther then your bathroom. But people go to the movies and eat food and lay their cups in those little cup holders and place popcorn buckets on the floor then pick them back up and start eating it again.

A huge deuce after eating Chili Dogs at Pinks.

The tie thing that is a part of a server's apron, and a dead fish.

So your tellin me the floor of the movies is dirtier than 100+ guys mixed piss without flushing?