 How To Stop Alien Abductions |
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 Feb 9 2007, 01:46 AM
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If you want to get rid of alien abductions, there is now help. You can make yourself a thought screen helmet. The directions are at www.stopabductions.com and will soon be translated into german.
And yes, from my own experience I can say it works. SO START MAKING YOUR LIFE WORTH LIVING AGAIN AND STOP THE ALIENS FROM ABUSING YOU AS A GUINEAPIG. Elisabeth If you have any questions demanding the helmet or materials, please contact elisabeth.wallner@yahoo.de(German) mmenkin@hotmail.com(English) |
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Feb 10 2007, 02:12 PM
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My aluminum foil hat works fine for me. I haven't been abducted yet. [phew]
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Feb 10 2007, 04:55 PM
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lol ibby you beat me to it
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Feb 15 2007, 09:52 AM
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Has there been one?
Call the athorities, what are they there for. Not one documented report except for Walton which did happen but the rescuers were humans. |
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Mar 8 2007, 03:32 PM
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I didn't believe it till i saw this man
 That is the most credible man I ever saw. |
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Mar 8 2007, 03:42 PM
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ummm...woah...I think the website is serious
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Mar 8 2007, 10:20 PM
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It makes for a scary story to say that they read your minds and come and abduct you. But I say that is not likely, in fact, even go so far as to say that such people are, well, you know, confused. :confused:
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May 7 2007, 06:19 AM
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If there is a un-dark overload than ofcourse use a mind-screen... mesh-in a double bandana might help, or a baseball cap (perhaps if needed a white one with interior reflective or mesh. See i try to help you.
But Elizabeth, you know... well some abductions are just fun really. gulp. |
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Apr 28 2008, 08:24 PM
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What a bunch of crap.
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Apr 29 2008, 03:57 AM
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dress as an alien every night before you go to bed.
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Apr 30 2008, 08:51 PM
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QUOTE (macdaddy @ Apr 29 2008, 03:47 AM)  dress as an alien every night before you go to bed. Die. They won't abduct you anymore after that. Sorry if that sounds hard hearted but that's the only way to be sure. LOL |
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May 2 2008, 12:53 PM
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Awesome! I knew the al-foil covered ice cream bucket approach was successful. I'm definitely gonna try this design too. Sweet...
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