I was snooping around a government building in Bangladesh last month and I came across some documents regarding the alien race, reptiliods. When I found George Bush's signature on a memo to the Bangladeshi Secretary of Treasury, saying that they will have complete control over the worlds finances, I was shocked because I wasnt even looking for that. I was looking for kleenex.

I took the first flight back to the states and started snooping around the Pentagon after the building had been evacuated during a terror plot drill on January 5th. I infiltrated a 4 star general's office (whos name I cannot disclose for my own safety) and found an interesting document in his briefcase he left behind. Here is an excerpt;

"Whether or not the Reptiloids have the need for our planet and its resources, they will certainly get it. Our military technology is far inferior to their's"

It goes on to say that we will all become slaves and erect giant monuments of the reptiloids until all of our planetary resources have been consumed, at which point we will all be exterminated.

As standard procedure I then left a tracking device in his breif case and snuck out of the building just in time before the motion sensors and surveillance was back online.

However when I left I noticed I was being followed by two tall men wearing black suits and dark sunglasses carrying suitcases with what appeared to be, barrel holes on the fronts. What they were are suitcases with submachine guns inside of them, or possibly alien weapons, but concealed inside the suitcase. So they followed me for 5 blocks or so until I heard a woman screaming. I turned around just intime to see them throw a man who looked just like me into a van with what appeared to be reptioids.

I am sure by now he has been eaten, but none the less they interrogated him because ever since then I have been dodging assassins human and reptiloid alike. I have been seeking help from the greys but I my interplanetary transponder has been broken in one of my lavish escapes from assassins. Soon I will meet up with the greys and I will tell them what I have learned and I will become promoted within their ranks.

If any of you are in contact with the greys, you must help me. The Earth's fate is at stake.

DO NOT REPORT ME TO THE REPTILOIDS OR OUR GOVERNMENT THEY CANNOT BE TRUSTED!
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Don't worry dude. You only posted your exploits on a public forum. The reptile super-beings might not know about this place.


P.S. Wear extra tinfoil.

When does your book come out?

Did you actually see the reptilian? and did he look like this?

maybe the reptiloids cant read so maybe you be safe?

:laugh:

dont post anyhing else please unless you've anything sensible to say please dont insult our intellegence here

C'mon, folks...you're being too harsh...this kid's got a great imagination! I rather enjoyed the chuckle it gave me. lol

This forum IS being watched by reptiloids, but I think if EVERYBODY stops posting on this thread, and if secret1nformant NEVER posts on THIS or ANY message board ever again, he stands a good chance of not being caught by the reptiloids.

Good luck, secret1nformant and remember what I said: for your own safety,
do not post on this message board again!

Now RUN!

Hey secretinformant can you tell us when your next meeting the greys dont tell us your meeting them inside Area 51

Is your book a hardcover or paperback ?

S1n posts: Soon I will meet up with the greys and I will tell them what I have learned
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DO NOT TRUST THE GRAYS!!!
Small, medium orrrr large variety…

The Reptiloids are the Gray’s Slaves! Yes sir!

That’s right… The Grays have gone around this Galaxy enslaving every species they come into contact with promises of hi-tech marvels to make life ‘easier‘, you bet!

I am probably risking my life telling you about this Secret1 but you sound like a good person who is taking a risk informing us of this ’subtle’ Alien Invasion so I am willing to risk my freedom in order to warn you… DO NOT TRUST THE GRAYS… (Or any ‘alien’ bearing gifts imho! Call me ‘xenophobic‘ if you will but I still remember the ‘old tales‘ of Foreigners bearing gifts to Natives and how the Natives were conquered by these 'benevolent foreigners'!)

And get back to the simple life. This hi-tech stuff will be the death of us yet! You bet!!! ~rore

Listen up, the apocalyptic war between the grays and the Reptiloids is upon us. Within the next 48 hours there will be an interstellar war happening in our region of space for dominance of our solar system. The Greys have traveled from quadrant Alpha 3447.5 of the nearby galaxy Andromeda. The Reptiloids have OBVIOUSLY been in our solar system for many years in the Draco installation which is an asteroid planet the size of Pennsylvania that revolves around our Sun in a highly elliptical pattern.

Whoever wins this war in the heavens, will take control of our planet.

These angelic "hosts of heaven" (Gen 2:1, Ephesians 6:12) are much more powerful, more dangerous entities. They violate the laws of man through kidnapping, sexual assault and mental torture, and the laws of God as well, through fornication with humans (2 Peter 2:4,5; Jude 6).

They usually claim that they are here to help us (2 Corinthians 11:14-15), but as in ages past, delude or intimidate humanity into worshipping them as a "superior race"
(Romans 1:21-25).

As before, they seek to "mingle with the seed of men" (Daniel 2:43 KJV) and to turn humanity away from the worship of the true God - often claiming to be our creators and/or spirit-guides.


The aliens are attempting to move their entire planetary population from their dying planet as quickly as possible, prior to the arrival of the Draco reptilians. Presently, the assessment of those in the inner circles who are dealing with the alien invasion threat is that the Reptilians have every intention of ruling this planet. There are many who feel that the aliens have such a high technology that they cannot be defeated. The next potential scenario in relation to the expected invasion is the release by the government of the information relating to the Grays and their earth bases, but releasing it in such a way that is favorable to the government. Claims will be made that any other version is but that of troublemakers.
I just thought I'd share some information on a major underground base in Utah that I've been investigating.

One day after work I was setting up a network of surveillance cameras around the base in an information gathering mission with my team of Double Agents. Sure enough with our infrared cameras and heat sensing cameras we discovered we were in the middle of a RED ZONE. Which means high reptiloid traffic. The heat sensing cameras picked up very low heat while the infrared cameras picked up human bodies which leads us to believe the reptiloids have made human disguises. So i warn you, do not share this information with anyone because they are probably reptiloids.

Once I jumped on board one of the trucks when no one was looking I hid and watched as I was drove deep inside the compound to an elevator which took me down, oh I would say, at least 100 stories underground. Once I got down there I decided that I may need to use hostile force. So I snuck up on some military personal and dispatched them. I had acquired their alien side arms, which name is unpronounceable by human tongues but referred to as Melta-Rays. Now I was ready to assault the HQ. I creped around and found the power generator and blew it up. The power went out. Fortunately I brought night vision goggles, and unfortunately Reptiloids can see in the dark also. After the alarm went off I began cutting down Reptiloids and confused military personnel with my Melta-Ray, which is not very pretty. Once I got to the Main HQ I had to switch to my trusty bowie combat knife. I gathered as much secret documents as I could and jumped into the air ducts and slithered my way up a couple floors and the strangest thing happened to me.

The vent collapsed and I fell into a room full of Reptiloids gearing up to confront me. I began mercilessly slicing throats. I must have killed at least 10 of them. Once I got back on the elevator I was almost home free. At the top level some military personal were attempting to assault me with some armored personal carriers known as Strikers. I fought them tirelessly for about a half an hour until I made it into hand to hand combat with them. I killed all of them with my bare hands. Being extremely fast and nimble on my feet I was able to dodge all of their bullets. Unfortunately as they sprayed explosive tipped bullets in my last known direction, one of them hit my briefcase with the stolen secret alien documents and it exploded! BUMMER! Anyways at least I made it out with my life and thinned out their numbers.


Furthermore I am still trying to make contact with the grays because I know sensitive information about the interstellar war taking place in the next 48 hours. If you can provide any FACTUAL INFORMATION, not jokes. I would greatly appreciate it.

To contact me:
Step1- go to a convenience store and purchase a prepaid cell phone.
Step2- call this number 651 307 4789 and ask for Agent Omega461
Step3- I will give you directions to a dark alley or something of that nature and we will discuss this further, bring money

If I were you S1F I would find somebody who is capable of producing good artwork, and work on what could be an intresting graphic novel, seriously.

Would an inconvenience store be ok.....:laugh:



And according to that phone number Agent Omega461 is also called Keith...:laugh:

See here....





Creepy Much..:eek:....:banned:

Now i have to stop before i piss myself.....:laugh:

s1.....no wonder the reptiods are after you.....you kill them onsite.....the ones I've seen are usually just defensive and want to be left alone.....but I don't think they know about this site....unless some people have told me.

Dont worry, you can shoot them with your super suitcase laser guns.



This is the first site listed under a google search for 'alien ufo' so.. its not exactly a 'safe' venue of communication to a sensible conspiracy theorist.. if such a sentence makes sense.

Lets all meet some stranger in a dark alley, and bring cash. Lots of cash.



Why didnt you have it in your hand before? Dont you know you run faster with the knife?

... Okay, I'm done.

S1n posts: bring money
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We gonna play a little Texas Hold-em No-Limit while we wait for this inter-galactic apocalyptic war to play itself out? ~rore

The interstellar war is to take place in the next 48 hours...

Be ready folks....

....

Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple eater to me

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One eye?) .. CNN Breaking News...