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 Mar 22 2005, 10:08 AM
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LOL What did Jesus smell like? Well I reckon he would have been pretty sweaty what with all that desert and all that walking he did. I also reckon I wouldn't wanna get too close to his sandals at the end of the day. But hey what's this!? Seems I'm wrong...seems Jesus smelled great and now you too can have fragrance of Jesus floating around in yer sitting room....see! http://www.nbc10.com/news/4287825/detail.html
Some things just never cease to amaze me 
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Mar 22 2005, 10:08 AM
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Mar 22 2005, 10:25 AM
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Blimey... good one... now I've see it all.... You don't smell in the desert... it's so dry that that everything evaporates and sucks you moistureless and makes you non smelly... And for those of you who are lazy sods and gits and hate flicking on links... Here it is... Something not to miss out on for sure... Excellent stuff...
You can find candles with just about every fragrance imaginable, from blueberry to ocean mist to hot apple pie. Now there's a candle that lets you experience the scent of Jesus, and they've been selling out by the case.
"We see it as a ministry, " says Bob Tosterud, who together with his wife came up with the idea for the candle. Light up the candle called "His Essence" and its makers say you'll experience the fragrance of Christ. Bob Tosterud and wife Karen say the formula is all spelled out in Psalm 45. "It's a Messianic Psalm referring to when Christ returns and his garments will have the scent of myrrh, aloe and cassia," says Karen Tosterud. Wondering what that must smell like, Karen Tosterud ordered those oils, a combination that produces sort of a flowery, cinnamon aroma. Then she called on a friend who just happened to be a candle-maker. "And in October, we got our first batch of 768 candles. We had no idea how it would go," Karen Tosterud says. But once word got out they went through 10,000 candles. "It's the only one on the market and everyone tells us it's very unique and nothing like it," says Karen Tosterud. "We wanted people to be able to experience Christ in new ways and to be able to read a bible and have that scent and that candle as a reminder that he is with us all the time." "You can't see him and you can't touch him," says Bob Tosterud. "This is a situation where you may be able to sense him by smelling. And it provides a really new dimension to one's experience with Jesus." The candles never stay on the shelves for long. The Tosteruds say each one that goes out is like a ministry in itself. The candles sell for about $18. They are sold in about 150 stores around the country. Or you can order them online at www.hisessence.com. You can also call this phone number: 877-psalm-45. Dingo . |
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Mar 22 2005, 10:40 AM
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Ha :laugh: what a strange idea. I am sure someone else will copy the idea
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Mar 22 2005, 04:08 PM
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And then some Christians wonder why they're not taken seriously. It's what I like, as a pastor, to refer to as Jesus Junk. It's sad, it really is.
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Mar 22 2005, 05:22 PM
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ok I am gonna make sulfer candles to smell like "aliens"
hows that for money??? geeeeeeeez that is really sad. I cannot imagine the smell of jesus.... so why would I beleive that smell comes form this couple with this candle>> eyeyeyeyeyeye Hugs P_Goddess |
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Mar 23 2005, 01:29 AM
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Well I can actally imagine the smell of a man who walked through the desert , with very little water for washing ....and I would not care for those candles....allthough I could probaply produce them my self as well.
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Mar 23 2005, 03:11 AM
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What is sad is that people buy this stuff and believe in it. They should be spending their money more wisely. If you need candles fair enough, but if you are only buying for the smell of Jesus, get a clue.
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Apr 1 2005, 02:40 AM
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Excuse me? but that's my fetus you're talking about.
He possessed the fragrance of a humid rose petal. i would like to make a connection, please buy the "virgin4ever" condom coming out in a few weeks from Heaven Productions Inc. thanks. ^_~ |
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Apr 1 2005, 02:46 AM
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Welcome to the forum, God!
So nice to see celebrities stop by on their busy schedule and post 
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Apr 1 2005, 08:12 PM
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Quote from God
Excuse me? but that's my fetus you're talking about. He possessed the fragrance of a humid rose petal. i would like to make a connection, please buy the "virgin4ever" condom coming out in a few weeks from Heaven Productions Inc. thanks. ^_~ lol wtf??? Welcome God! |
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Apr 2 2005, 02:34 AM
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Thank you Thank you.
Well what can I say? Let them sell more and more human made objects... because as more human alteration increases, then the real beauty decreases. A nice Universal Law by the way. Let's keep it between us for now please. Or God wont be sharing in the future. ---© [Original Meaning ] = [ Low Human Alteration] + [ High Pure Universal influence ] [Decreasing Original Meaning ] = [ Some Human Alteration] + [ Distortion of Pure Universal Influence] [Loss of Original Meaning ] = [ Blindly Altered by Humans] + [ Decreasing Pure Universal Influence] ----© -- quiet simple, so plugg in what you want to find out, and tata! Our future is none. Truly Yours, God |
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Apr 2 2005, 02:52 AM
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Dear Usurper God,
It has come to my attention that the Universe has spawned yet another God. Now it may well be that you display some 'Godly' or God like characteristics however as everyone knows there is only one true God. This happens to be me. Now I admit that I've only been working part time recently however I stress, THERE IS NO VACANCY! Part time is just that - Part time, I have not resigned, moved away, died or been ousted by rivals. Of course God being merciful and all that I've gotta let you run with your delusion and not interfere but sometimes, just sometimes, I wish I was a bad ass God. God |
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Apr 2 2005, 03:01 AM
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(Ben) Some things just never cease to amaze me
Ben Yep, I second that. I suppose it might smell good... I'm sure they didn't use Jesus' actual smell.
-LS |
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Apr 2 2005, 03:19 AM
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(Ben) Dear Usurper God,
God Manifested Defamation , Alas! I'm not a fake, I'm simply truthful
*points at all* none of you are God, Neither me, God needs no presentation, or identification. If there is such creature; a graceful and incomparable feeling would be detected with ease... But us... filled with hunger for power... if we say we're God... the I challenge you to a duel! *Takes out spade of martyr, * let's commence this at once. God. |
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Apr 2 2005, 03:22 AM
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Can we leave it till tomorrow? I've got a killer hangover.
God |
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Apr 2 2005, 03:39 AM
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indeed, I my self am required to attend My Fetu's (Jesus) 84 year old Stem Cell funeral.
Falls asleep on a cloud of hypocrites, til torrow i'm out. God (please believe responsibly ; if you have any believer addiction problems please contact the good samaritans at : 1-666-goth4you) |
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Apr 2 2005, 03:47 AM
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god, what does ^_~ mean??
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Apr 2 2005, 04:17 AM
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Tyme it's a winking eye as opposed to
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Apr 2 2005, 04:27 AM
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oh ok thanks ben, ive seen a few ppl doing it and i couldnt wrk it out
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Apr 2 2005, 06:43 AM
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LOL, what a funny thread this has turned out to be.
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