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| Guest_alein GPX_* |
 Mar 14 2003, 07:40 PM
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Just because your doctor has a name for your candition doesn't necessarily mean that he knows what it is!
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| Google Bot |
Mar 14 2003, 07:40 PM
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| Guest_regrets_* |
Mar 14 2003, 11:00 PM
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..never use a wooly sock as a replacement for a condom.
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| Guest_alienufos_* |
Mar 15 2003, 10:09 AM
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"Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing."
~ Robert Benchley Xander Mahony Alien-UFOs.com |
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| Guest_alein GPX_* |
Mar 15 2003, 12:51 PM
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This one might be stupid...
Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again! 
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| Guest_alein GPX_* |
Mar 15 2003, 01:05 PM
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I will bring you more every day...at least untill I don't want too anymore!
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| Guest_sontaran commander Syxx_* |
Mar 16 2003, 05:00 AM
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I know to whom I owe my loyalty, and I see him in the mirror every day
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| Guest_alienufos_* |
Mar 16 2003, 09:23 AM
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"The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit."
~ Eric Porterfield. Xander Mahony Alien-UFOs.com |
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| Guest_alein GPX_* |
Mar 16 2003, 11:09 AM
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NICE one Xnader,here is mine...
The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell! |
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| Guest_alienufos_* |
Mar 17 2003, 01:54 AM
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"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are."
~ Matt Lauer on NBC's Today Show . Xander Mahony Alien-UFOs.com |
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| Guest_michaelh2951_* |
Mar 17 2003, 03:30 AM
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Both funny ones Xander:evil:
Well I'll have to quote Spielberg: "Movies are dreams" I like that one.... :smokin: |
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| Guest_alein GPX_* |
Mar 17 2003, 08:19 AM
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Never appeal to a man's better nature, Its's possible that he might not have one!
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| Guest_alienufos_* |
Mar 18 2003, 01:46 AM
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"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
~ George Gobol. Xander Mahony Alien-UFOs.com |
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| Guest_alein GPX_* |
Mar 18 2003, 03:32 PM
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Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.
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| Guest_alienufos_* |
Mar 19 2003, 01:50 AM
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Very profound GPX
 "Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste." ~ Wes Smith. Xander Mahony Alien-UFOs.com |
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| Guest_michaelh2951_* |
Mar 19 2003, 03:26 AM
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"never do today what you can have someone else do tomorrow"
- My dad:D :smokin: |
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| Guest_alein GPX_* |
Mar 19 2003, 11:00 PM
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Don't do today that you can do tomrow,BUT what is today but yesterday's tomrow!
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| Guest_alienufos_* |
Mar 20 2003, 01:37 AM
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On the lazy quote line:
"Hard work pays off later, but laziness pays off now" Xander Mahony Alien-UFOs.com |
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| Guest_alein GPX_* |
Mar 22 2003, 12:38 PM
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Ignorance is bliss. Perhaps thats why everyone is smiling
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| Guest_alein GPX_* |
Mar 23 2003, 03:11 PM
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An error only becomes a mistake if you refuse to correct it
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| Guest_regrets_* |
Mar 23 2003, 08:28 PM
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ugly women are more attractive under the influence......
drink all the time as most women are ugly ! |
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