Hi this is me

Hi, my name is Hank Stobrod. I have been abducted 3 (possibly 4) times, and I while I find aliens fascinating, I do not love them. Abduction has ruined my life. It has driven me to drink and spend many countless, fruitless hours in search of the truth. I only live for the day I finally capture one of them so I can do to them what they have done to be. These small, grey creatures may seem benign, but they are not. The things they did to me cannot be justified for science, even if they are alien. There is nothing in my anus so extraordinary that I should have to suffer such pain not once, not twice, but 3 (maybe 5) times. I enjoy searching for the truth when I'm not blacking out from too much Johnny Walker, and I hope to one day finally capture a live one and share the photos and videos with you people, the true believers. I have currently been camping out the site where I was last abducted, the Burtscot River. I will keep you updated, good luck and happy hunting!