looking for 2012 survival group?

**senhuan** · 01-26-2010, 08:01 PM

I am organising a place, guys. It is a getaway place I have recently bought. It has place for 37 people, so you better be quick to apply. What you need to bring:

1. Brand new Adidas sneakers (orange)
2. Orange Adidas track suit.
3. A roll of 10x 1Euro coins.
4. Your passport
5. A spring in your step and a willingness to survive 2012 by any means, which may include "passing over" to a new dimension and becoming an energy being.

*sedatives and drinks provided free at entry.

**Sidarius** · 01-27-2010, 11:59 AM

I just started one as well, unfortunately the fallout bunker i purchased is located in Russia, in order for it to be moved to the U.S i will need 4.2 million dollars, each of you send me 1000.00 and ill have enough to get it here. Then you can all...survive in it...with me. B)

**The Hazard** · 01-27-2010, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by senhuan

I am organising a place, guys. It is a getaway place I have recently bought. It has place for 37 people, so you better be quick to apply. What you need to bring:

1. Brand new Adidas sneakers (orange)
2. Orange Adidas track suit.
3. A roll of 10x 1Euro coins.
4. Your passport
5. A spring in your step and a willingness to survive 2012 by any means, which may include "passing over" to a new dimension and becoming an energy being.

*sedatives and drinks provided free at entry.

your an evil man Sen

**The Hazard** · 01-27-2010, 09:15 PM

Originally Posted by Sidarius

I just started one as well, unfortunately the fallout bunker i purchased is located in Russia, in order for it to be moved to the U.S i will need 4.2 million dollars, each of you send me 1000.00 and ill have enough to get it here. Then you can all...survive in it...with me. B)

Yeah okay but if the grate it comes in has the word chernboly (or however its spelt) on it I want my money back

**comfortablynumb** · 01-28-2010, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by Sidarius

This sounds great...BUT...Can my name be a symbol instead?

hhmmmm...I don't know.

Due to the sheer volume of people interested, numbers are the only way I will remember who everybody is.

Also it's going to be branded onto your forehead.

You see, the symbols are reserved for my trusted luitenants. It can't be anything too complicated because I would hate to have to refer to you as 'squiggly thing'! The basic shapes(sqaure, triangle...) are already taken.

The days of the week will be for my concubines.

There is an opening for a lieutenants, but you need to pass a test. You need to write me a sci-fi story.

It's got to be about a man who will be executed after 24 hours unless he can answer this question: "How do you know you are sane?"

Can you do it?

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Sen.

**The Hazard** · 01-28-2010, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by comfortablynumb

hhmmmm...I don't know.

Due to the sheer volume of people interested, numbers are the only way I will remember who everybody is.

Also it's going to be branded onto your forehead.

You see, the symbols are reserved for my trusted luitenants. It can't be anything too complicated because I would hate to have to refer to you as 'squiggly thing'! The basic shapes(sqaure, triangle...) are already taken.

The days of the week will be for my concubines.

There is an opening for a lieutenants, but you need to pass a test. You need to write me a sci-fi story.

It's got to be about a man who will be executed after 24 hours unless he can answer this question: "How do you know you are sane?"

Can you do it?

-------------------------

Sen.

If the days of the week are going to be your concubines can I be number 8 then. Please keeps me safe in leap years and also can be a symbol. Also my story is rather short so here it is.

After being abducted by aliens and informed of the need to join a doomsday cult come survival group my phru (dam spelling) my shrink told me it was all true and gave me a certificate declaring me sane. The End.

Edit - You didnt say it had to be a good story lol

**ALIENX-PERT** · 02-11-2010, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by Rhion

Check this out
:::::: 2012 Survival Strategy ::::::

"Unfortunately, you need money in order to survive."

Well i'm out... I won't fall victim to that pyramid scheme...

Originally Posted by www.howtosurvive2012.com

In 2012 AD, just like it happened in 9792 BC, the year of the last polar reversal, Venus will make a planetary loop above the star system of Orion. In the Egyptian Book of the Dead this is described as the crucial code for the reversing of the poles, because after this, the earth will start turning in the opposite way.

Is that even possible????? cuz, correct me if i'm wrong, but i don't think so...

**GalaxyFunGirl** · 02-11-2010, 08:45 PM

There are 2012 survival groups..???...

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**Death** · 02-11-2010, 09:11 PM

HOW THE HELL, are you going to survive something when it shifts all of the Earth's crusts?

Exactly, unless you have something hovering constantly and get lucky to not get hit by a tornado or extreme weather pattern changes.