CDC Says Prepare for Zombie Apocalypse

**thebeliever21** · 05-18-2011, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by altria

Believer i think everyones in agreement with you and it's just a b.s posting nothing serious.I hope everyones in agreements lol

ohhh ok, just making sure i was on the same page with you guys lol. Interesting article non-the-less.

**bart5050** · 05-18-2011, 05:34 PM

I meet zombies every day.
They are mostly alive, just their brains are dead.

Most are harmless.
There are only a few dangerous ones.
When they go into crack withdrawel, they will do anything for a 10 dollar hit.

Most of them don't have that problem.
They just have glassy stares and go through the motions of work and life.

For the bad ones, I keep my katana handy.

**mikekle** · 05-18-2011, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by thebeliever21

I'm sorry, i'm not on of the sharpest people on here. I have no clue what you just said. Coming from the Assistant surgeon general i know he is serious, but I don't understand how people becoming zombies is even possible. People get infected by a disease and just become mindless flesh eating humans? Am I the only one who see's this as far fetched beyond belief?

Its actually not that far fetched, only a few things keep us acting as rational human beings, take them away and we could have hordes of zombies looking to literally rip you to pieces, but they wont be zombies as in the undead returned to life, they will instead be living people infected with something very bad adn that spreads very fast thru bodily fluids, now think of all the terrorists and bio weapons, imagine a bmb being set off somewhere heavily populated that turns people into this...that could turn ugly real quick!

**Xeno** · 05-18-2011, 08:33 PM

I very much think it's a joke.
That particular blog wont load for me... It just stays in an everlasting loading limbo...
I won't even load out of Google Cache...

CDC - Blogs - Public Health Matters Blog – Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse

I'm judging that since it is from a blog, it's not a serious thing.
One thing good about Zombies is that they biologically don't make sense.

Fox news says it's not a joke, but they're one of the biggest modern bullshit peddlers, so I'm not taking their word for it.

Has anyone here ACTUALLY seen the article... or is it just me who can't get it loaded...

It should be here: http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmat...ie-apocalypse/

**Flight** · 05-18-2011, 08:51 PM

It's the CDC blog Health Matters, and the article was written by the CDC spokesman.. He wrote this up because he realized nobody cares what the CDC tells you to prepare for, and people end up flailing about in disasters despite their many warnings. He decided that since most of these preparations and crisis responses are the same, he'd write one for the zombie apocalypse to get people to actually pay attention again lol

So they aren't worried about zombies - they're just trying to get our attention. Of course, this is an appropriate response if such a crisis were to arrive

**Starship** · 05-18-2011, 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by lemax

Are you prepared for the impending zombie invasion?

That's the question posed by the Centers for Diseases Control and Prevention in a Monday blog posting gruesomely titled, "Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse." And while it's no joke, CDC officials say it's all about emergency preparation.>>>>>>>>>

WTF ?

CDC Warns Public to Prepare for 'Zombie Apocalypse' - FoxNews.com

I'll be fine, I play CoD Zombies and Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare.

**ragged** · 05-18-2011, 11:21 PM

If a genetically engineered rabies strain that degrades the brain in record breaking time. Imagine a rabid population like the rage virus movie(forgot the title)

**One Day Soon** · 05-18-2011, 11:47 PM

Well old Harold does say that on the 21st May a huge earthquake will hit, big enough to open up all of the graves throughout the world & all the chosen ones shall roam the earth again!