I have no friends

***Donkey*** · 09-22-2010, 12:53 AM

just looked at my profile thingy, which has loads of buttons and things which I dont know what to do with

because I'm old

And then saw a friend button clicked it and guess what 'no friends'

So please all of you with no friends, join me for a

'We are the sad friendless people of Alien UFO Forum Support Group'

I have no money either, so for the first group I will be providing a free eat as much as you like virtual buffet. Vegetarian and vegans will be accounted for

However with catering I will need to know any special dietry requirements for the virtual buffet.

So pease join me, and we can start to consider methods to make ouselves known, us the unheard and shunned of the forum.

Please no extremists this will be a peacful demonstration with virtual plackards etc, and you must have a beardy and open toed sandals

Oh and no aliens however if this is felt to be disciminatory I will put it to the vote

***Donkey*** · 09-22-2010, 03:02 AM

I have a friend

Many thanks comfortablynumb

***Dingo*** · 09-22-2010, 03:13 AM

I sent you a frindship request a couple of times when you first joined... but you ignored it and never took up the offer...

Maybe you didn't know what it was about when you first joined? Or do I smell real bad coz I'm a Dirty Dog?

Dingo
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**comfortablynumb** · 09-22-2010, 03:33 AM

Originally Posted by Donkey

I have a friend

Many thanks comfortablynumb

Most welcome donkey....

Your a scepti-bunker by association now, welcome to the dark side

**Soozee** · 09-22-2010, 03:41 AM

Lol, CN......or you can be asociated with us believers....I have just sent you a request. ..... not trying to make you into a push-me-pull-you, lol,

**comfortablynumb** · 09-22-2010, 04:06 AM

Originally Posted by Soozee

Lol, CN......or you can be asociated with us believers....I have just sent you a request. ..... not trying to make you into a push-me-pull-you, lol,

HeHe...I see signs of an enquiring mind critically thinking in you sooz...the weakness is there to be exploited

There is hope for you...join us....join us.....

**Coroner** · 09-22-2010, 04:33 AM

I dont have any friends either - but thats because im boring and smelly

**Soozee** · 09-22-2010, 04:47 AM

CN...... HeHe...I see signs of an enquiring mind critically thinking in you sooz...the weakness is there to be exploited

There is hope for you...join us....join us.....

CN....I used to be a skeptical open minded person, once upon a time, then personal events altered my state of mind........why not join me in my way of thinking on this side of the fence? It is a good picture you can see from here. lol

***Dingo*** · 09-22-2010, 08:05 AM

Coroner:
I dont have any friends either - but thats because im boring and smelly

You're not as badly off as poor friendless Donkey who now has one friend after begging... lol....

You have 2 friends on your AU profile... Me and Drummer... Though none of us count as friends because you're boring and smelly, I'm a Dirty Dog so I wonder what that makes Drummer?

If you go to a party, and you have no friends, wait until no one is looking, then kick a burning log out of the fireplace onto the carpet. Then jump on top of it with your body and yell, 'Log on fire! and they'll all think how great you are because you saved their life... and then everyone will want to be your friend...

Dingo
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