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what would you do on hearing the four minute warning? humorous answers welcome too.
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Apr 28 2008, 03:36 AM
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See how much alcohol I can go through in four minutes!
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Apr 28 2008, 06:30 AM
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Race on over to kirin-rex's place and help him drink said alcohol.
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Apr 28 2008, 07:11 AM
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By the time everyone realized it wasn't a joke we would have just enough time to....Oh Crap............
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Apr 28 2008, 10:24 AM
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i'd get a deck chair.rolla spliff grab a beer and sit back and watch the show.(haven't quite figured how to keep my beer cold when the nukes go off)
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Apr 28 2008, 03:03 PM
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QUOTE (macdaddy @ Apr 29 2008, 02:14 AM)  i'd get a deck chair.rolla spliff grab a beer and sit back and watch the show.(haven't quite figured how to keep my beer cold when the nukes go off) Easy, hold it behind your back to keep it away from the brght light 
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Apr 28 2008, 03:42 PM
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I guess I would be like a nutter. Try to spend those last four minutes on top my roof trying to flag down some aliens.
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Apr 29 2008, 10:33 AM
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I'd spend four minutes wishing they hadn't set the bloody warning off and that they had just let me die in happy ignorant bliss instead.
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May 4 2008, 07:52 PM
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Depends, if i was alone i would have.... Lets just say i would die a happy man.
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May 10 2008, 12:45 AM
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I'd go screw the neighbor lady, then spend the last 3 minutes with my wife.
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May 10 2008, 01:46 AM
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QUOTE (chilirainbow @ May 10 2008, 07:35 AM) I'd go screw the neighbor lady, then spend the last 3 minutes with my wife. And what makes you think your wife wouldn't be doing the same thing with another man.... 
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May 10 2008, 02:48 AM
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QUOTE (Wodan @ May 5 2008, 02:42 AM) Depends, if i was alone i would have.... Lets just say i would die a happy man. so what are you gonna do with the remaining 3.30 minutes? |
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May 10 2008, 08:52 AM
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QUOTE (macdaddy @ May 10 2008, 03:38 AM) so what are you gonna do with the remaining 3.30 minutes? He'd have to find 7 more women!!  
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May 10 2008, 10:17 AM
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QUOTE (SOUL-DRIFTER @ May 10 2008, 03:42 PM) He'd have to find 7 more women!! with him being alone, i would say he's having trouble getting one. |
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May 10 2008, 10:51 AM
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QUOTE (kirin-rex @ Apr 28 2008, 02:26 AM) See how much alcohol I can go through in four minutes! You know how some people write "LOL" but never actually do it? Well honey...........I actually DID this time HAHAHAHAHA LOL LOL LOL!! I don't think I would panic myself either, I'd probably do some kind of 4 minute party hardy, see how much I could drink and live it up for my last 4 minutes. I don't live anywhere near a bomb shelter so what the hell? I may as well go down with the ship lol. 
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May 10 2008, 10:52 AM
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QUOTE (Fen Star @ May 10 2008, 12:36 AM) And what makes you think your wife wouldn't be doing the same thing with another man.... OMG! LOL I love it! Too funny!
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May 11 2008, 03:22 PM
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QUOTE (macdaddy @ Apr 28 2008, 06:59 AM) what would you do on hearing the four minute warning? humorous answers welcome too. Not sure I get the question enough to answer it. You mean nuks? An invasion? Sun calling it quits? 2012 a little too bumpy? Or did you mean any anouncement of doom in general? If you mean anything, I would try to find which one it was and work for the best future I could given such short notice. If I really couldn't do anything, I think I would go admire the sky in my final moments. |
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May 16 2008, 12:38 PM
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QUOTE (Fen Star @ May 10 2008, 02:36 AM) And what makes you think your wife wouldn't be doing the same thing with another man.... She'd be watchin' me do the neighbor lady. |
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May 18 2008, 10:47 PM
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QUOTE (macdaddy @ Apr 28 2008, 11:14 AM) i'd get a deck chair.rolla spliff grab a beer and sit back and watch the show.(haven't quite figured how to keep my beer cold when the nukes go off) Here ya go Macdaddy http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-ga...ooling-beer-can |
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May 19 2008, 02:07 AM
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QUOTE (Paranoia @ May 19 2008, 05:37 AM) Here ya go Macdaddy http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-ga...ooling-beer-can NIIICCCEEE!!!!!Where do i get me a sixpack Paranoia!? |
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