The answer we've all been searching for revealed by Lord Saber!!!! YAY!!!

Heaven is where :
• the police are British,
• the cooks are French,
• the mechanics are German,
• the lovers are Italian,
• and all is organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where :
• the police are German,
• the cooks are British,
• the mechanics are French,
• the lovers are Swiss,
• and all is organized by the Italians!

Meh, I didn't like that Hell is organised by Italians, but whatever, all in fun.

-LS