At 9 am eastern time tens of thousands of bystanders witnessed the President, Vice President, Secretary of Defense, and other key cabinet members being levitated into 3 large saucer shaped UFOs that were hovering 100 feet above the White House. Reports of thousands of mutilated humans littering the streets within a 10 mile radius of the White House are also pouring in along with many sightings of Chupacabras like creatures roaming the streets. There is video of all these events.

In this fictitious but possible event you are cast in the role of the one who is known only as Blackhole amongst your secret government cohorts. You are cunning, deceptive, know everything about UFOs and related subject matter, and as your name implies, the truth enters you and it never comes out.

Your job, is to convince the nation, the world, in a televised news conference that none of this happened.

It is high noon now. You are standing at the podium, hundreds of reporters are seated and standing before you, they are yours to manipulate. Your given your cue...3...2...1... LIGHTS - CAMERA - ACTION...What will you say?

"People of America, nothing happened." /me uses Jedi mind trick

"Its a secret government project."

Or:

"The videos are hoaxes, the witnesses hallucinated. A stealthblimp carrying lab-dogs crashed while shooting off flares."