Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Wow - you run in and out the back door lol? Good to see you again

Ben

I know too many people who'd do a lot of those! LOL.

Thanks.

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Singing a national anthem (not your own) also gets people annoyed........

Personally I prefer to have a really obskewer converstaion with a friend if I am travelling with someone........ You start talking about the last person you had sex with or something dodgy you did or something along those lines.....it can tryp people out pretty hard.........along with giving yourself a laugh.......

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My personal fav is to jump just as the elevator is about to stop at a floor. It tends to get extra bouncy at those moments scaring the bejeezus out of everyone on the lift.

Saying a line from the old poem

Snarkle snarkle little twink
Who the tell you are I hink . . .

as though you were conversing normally

can be a trip, too.

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and on an elevator, asking companions if they are going to hell or heaven while waiting to push a button (vs up or down) can be a bit of a jangle.

or exclaiming . . .

OH, DEAR, my fat is melting--get the mop, QUICK!

or turning to an elevator neighbor, looking seriously into their eyes and saying:

"Do you know that I have an intense fear of jumping off of low places?"

or

"Are you aware that wet birds fly at night?"

or

"Did you realize that your shoes are on the floor?"

or

"Have you seen my imaginary friend?"

or

"I've just lost my mind. Have you found it?"

or

"I've just lost my mind. Would you help me look for it?"

or

"Do you realize that brussel sprouts are a Communist plot?"

or (after looking down at the person's shoes)

"Do you realize you're wearing your bunny slippers to work?"

. . .

Spoken softly from the back of a quiet, crowded lift:

"This body is no longer suitable, I must find a new host."

:laugh: :laugh: I like that one Theox!!! That's a great one. It's at lease one way to get them clawing at the doors!!!

~Greeneyes~

:devil: Fart! when the doors close.

:devil: Pick your nose and leave it on the ground floor button. Yuggggggh! sorry couldn't resist but I'm working class.

Snort clearing one's sinuses and then sound like you're hacking it from the back of your throat and about to spit it out on the floor where there's no space.

Turn to a neighbor standing close and ask him/her if he/she would like to share your fleas.

If you're going down, turn to a neighbor and tell them how glad you are that they are dropping in with you today.

If you're going up, turn to a neighbor and tell them how glad you are that you could get such a rise out of them with so little effort.

Yawn 2-3 times and then when someone reciprocates, look into their mouth as though you're a dentist. Then suggest a visit for a cleaning.

Stand in the back corner. Announce that you're claustrophobic and that if the car goes to more than one floor you may faint or freak out in a spastic fit. Then pass out phoney emergency numbers. Then as the car contines past one floor, start whimpering louder and louder and sinking into a smaller and smaller near fetal position ball.

Ask your neighbor if they'd like to have a stinky fart contest.

With each detectable movement of the elevator, make a sound increasingly like the groans and ahhhs one might make in bed with one's beloved spouse.

Announce that you have a group of college teammates waiting on the next floor to try and set a world's record for the number of people in an elevator car.

Have lots of bubble gum and blow big bubbles alarmingly near miss priss's hairdo.

Warning--all these for thought jokes only--not for actual trying out! LOL.