Type your name into google with unfortunately before it and post the funniest thing that comes up. Use your real name or screen name, or do both.

"Unfortunately, Tanya does not like children. Yes, some may say I am a wicked,
heartless bitch; but I am real good at playing nice. ..."

"Even if he's the enemy, even if he's busaiku, as long as he's a guy. ...
Tsukasa had stood up but unfortunately for her, the army gear jacket she was ..."

Unfortunately Seth's blog is worth $1430544.36. Now that's a lot of Grape Nuts.
My blog is worth $564.54. How much is your blog worth? ...

"Unfortunately, Maria,s tournament ended today as she lost ..."

;_;

"Unfortunately Anthony had to miss his sister’s wedding because he was racing at
Homestead-Miami Speedway in the final Busch series race of the season"

:laugh: Dear Lyda, Thank you for submitting your story “Indigo Bunting” to Aberrant Dreams. Unfortunately, it does not meet our needs at this time. ...

We don't know what the fight was about, but Ben won, unfortunately killing Gabriel in the process. Ben found himself promptly back in prison and under sentence of death. He got off by pleading benefit of clergy, an ancient law which allowed ministers to escape executions on the grounds that they were touched by God and therefore above human laws.

Seems I escaped justice again lol.

Ben

Unfortunately Hugh had miscalculated the weight of the serf who came crashing down in the middle of a huge bowl of dessert.

Sweet I thought.

"Unfortunately, Simon, a nasty piece of work, living OR dead, isn't quite as
helpful, frequently misleading Frank and otherwise diverting him. ..."

well, be like that if you must!!!

"Unfortunately, Keegan’s is not well equipped vocally. He’s got a decent range but really should have applied his emotional high pitched woes with more caution."[/font]

"Unfortunately John had a phobia about being looked at. ... Unfortunately for
John, everyone built a fortress out of books and hid inside. ..."

Unfortunately Ruth is too ill to come to service on Sunday.!
That's a riot! I don't even go to church at all any more, Haven't been for over thirteen years.

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Seek illumination with all that you are,
our future is written in the stars.
Blessed Be,
Raena

Yellowcard21 is infatuated with 'Angel' :blush2:
No, really! That did come up lmao!

Unfortunately, Gabriel didnt choose the right song cause we know he can sing so much better..Who will get the Wildcard, We'll have to wait till the 24th,..


Ben, I am still alive!!! :laugh:

Unfortunately Oli couldn't come caving with us because he had to be in the NL on Saturday. (Or that's what he says, I bet he was just scared! ...

This is unfortunate because I'm a woman!!!!

If I add the quotation mark in front of "unfortunately I get this one.

The ex-CIA agent had the sexiest body she'd ever seen and a heart of stone! But, unfortunately Gabriel was the only man who could help her rescue her nephew....

Funny stuff!!

Is this a google easter egg lol?

Unfortunately, through Xeno, Horn discovered that many of the resistance's leaders were simply rich kids who wanted to fight the system

and i got this with "

... It was another high intense match, with xeno taking a 5-1 win to move onto the second round. Unfortunately xeno draws P*S for the second round. ...

Lol got this with ma name

Unfortunately, Carl only succeeds in startling the old woman. With her frightened jolt, the bag of groceries tears open, and cans of cat food roll into the ...

WTF.. if i just my name it keeps saying i died, ive Gotten aids, lymphoma and another it doesnt say already lol, think its a sign?

Unfortunately, Shawn screwed up and added too much water. Sam was appalled. They both tried stirring and beating the cornmeal, but it was still too watery...

Unfortunately Karl's cafe is closed until further notice.

Unfortunately, Matthew seems relegated to films that focus on his comedic timing rather than his acting skills.


Are they try'n to say I am a bad actor?LOL