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Cosmic Cowbell
post Apr 18 2006, 08:02 PM
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http://www.cowabduction.com/

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post Apr 18 2006, 08:02 PM
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post Apr 18 2006, 08:05 PM
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Maybe they like fresh steaks or burgers, Cowbell? You better watch yourself...
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Cosmic Cowbell
post Apr 18 2006, 08:08 PM
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Just more circumstantial evidence that there just may be something to the "Cow Fart" theory...rolleyes.gif

As for me watching myself......too late wink.gif

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post Apr 18 2006, 08:27 PM
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*sigh*
I know I'm way, way too serious...but...umm...so what do you think the purpose of these ads are?

---warning---impending hippie rant ahead---
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post Apr 18 2006, 08:28 PM
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Hippies, *shudder*...
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post Apr 18 2006, 08:37 PM
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Hippies, *shudder*...

Yeah, I know...
Cartman had a nightmare about me once...lol...
The question begs an answer, though.
What was the milk industry thinking when they put this elaborate ad out?
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post Apr 18 2006, 08:49 PM
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I'll give you a hint:


http://www.milkismilk.com/

http://www.stoplabelinglies.com/news/News%...eAndBelief.html

http://www.milkismilk.com/news-Are_Organics_oversold-06.html
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post Apr 18 2006, 10:03 PM
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Thank you very much, oh Poopyheaded one.

Down with Milkmen....Damn NWO, in league with cow abducting alien bastards.

In protest, I shall burn all of my milk on the Federal Courthouse steps, chanting the above.
(Does half n half count? It's really more cream than milk).

Dumb Dumbs.....rolleyes.gif

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post Apr 18 2006, 11:16 PM
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Lol...Cowbell, you can just decide to buy milk from ethically organic sources that actually do have cows that spend their days in sunny pastures, as opposed to living their lives in small stalls where they're put on preventative antibiotics and antifungals to stave off the various infections they'll inevitably get under those conditions.
Noting, though, that not all organic milkeries are created equal, and some that qualify as organic (like Horizon Dairy) are actually just as cruel to their cows, but in a different way, as the "mainstream" ones.
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post Apr 18 2006, 11:36 PM
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I hope to be making my own from my own cow someday....I am secretly -devo-ted to -devo-lution......whip it good....:thumbsup:

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A sweet romantic place
Beautiful people everywhere
The way they show they care
Makes me want to say
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For you

It’s a wonderful time to be here
It’s nice to be alive
Wonderful people everywhere
The way they comb their hair
Makes me want to say
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post Apr 18 2006, 11:48 PM
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Lol...I'm confused...

Honest to goodness, I really do think the purpose of these ads is to make people think of conventional milk as coming from cows who actually walk around in fields, which is not the case.
Organic milk has severely impacted the conventional milk industry, and they are desperately trying to regain those losses.
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post Apr 18 2006, 11:54 PM
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I think it goes rather nicely with this thread...

http://www.alien-ufos.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13151

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post Apr 18 2006, 11:56 PM
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Lol...I'm confused...


Not confused, you just dumb dumb.

LOL...
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post Apr 19 2006, 12:47 AM
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I think it goes rather nicely with this thread...

http://www.alien-ufos.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13151

~C


Well, that's where you and I butt heads.
In my hippie world, everything fits under my hippie paradigm..and in yours, everything fits under your construct.

Me? I really do believe that the milk industry is pissed at the way organic milkeries have portrayed conventional milk farms as being unethical through photos of conventionally manufactured cows being confined to small stalls and never allowed to graze fields.
And the organic milk industry has economically hit conventional milkers quite hard. Over 20% of profits lost due to the mental image of cows in cages as opposed to cows in fields influencing consumers to not buy conventional milk.
That 20+% is billions of dollars.

I feel quite passionately about this issue, and have a lot of links waiting if you want to call "bullshit" on me.
I've watched the milk industry row and retaliate in no uncertain terms for a few years now.
It's a little like watching a soap opera.
Every time the organic crowd grows and cuts into their profits, they launch some kind of subtle campaign that either looks like humor or a public service message.
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post Apr 19 2006, 12:59 AM
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Not confused, you just dumb dumb.

LOL...


Buy origami cow tit now!
Wadded up paper cow boob look all the same!
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post Apr 19 2006, 08:21 AM
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Well, that's where you and I butt heads.
In my hippie world, everything fits under my hippie paradigm..and in yours, everything fits under your construct.

Me? I really do believe that the milk industry is pissed at the way organic milkeries have portrayed conventional milk farms as being unethical through photos of conventionally manufactured cows being confined to small stalls and never allowed to graze fields.
And the organic milk industry has economically hit conventional milkers quite hard. Over 20% of profits lost due to the mental image of cows in cages as opposed to cows in fields influencing consumers to not buy conventional milk.
That 20+% is billions of dollars.

I feel quite passionately about this issue, and have a lot of links waiting if you want to call "bullshit" on me.
I've watched the milk industry row and retaliate in no uncertain terms for a few years now.
It's a little like watching a soap opera.
Every time the organic crowd grows and cuts into their profits, they launch some kind of subtle campaign that either looks like humor or a public service message.


I have no intention of calling BS. I agree with you, which is why at some point I would like to milk my own cow, make my own butter, etc etc... Humane treatment, back to nature and all of that. I even be more of a "hippy" than you KB.

However, I do not intend to spend much time hanging under it's chin.

:hippy:

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post Apr 19 2006, 04:14 PM
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Hippy:

A person who opposes and rejects many of the conventional standards and customs of society, especially one who advocates extreme liberalism in sociopolitical attitudes and lifestyles.
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post Apr 19 2006, 07:43 PM
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Hippy:

A person who opposes and rejects many of the conventional standards and customs of society, especially one who advocates extreme liberalism in sociopolitical attitudes and lifestyles.

And proud of it....:rainbow:

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post Apr 19 2006, 07:50 PM
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And proud of it....:rainbow:

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post Apr 19 2006, 08:26 PM
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Wadded up paper cow boob look all the same!


Only if you make with KellyB Haiku..... :tease:

How much?

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