Mary....was a virgin, then all of a sudden, out pops the messiah!

Could it be the result of alien abduction and alien impregnation....

(i here you say, stop right there you crazy fool...) (sod that, im enjoying myself)

Jesus was magical right, could turn water in to wine n all that, could he of been extra terrestrial? I mean, no man can turn water in to wine right? no "real" man!

Think about it for a minute.... If GOD does not exist! How the hell did she get preggers whilst keeping her virginity? Im quite sure they didnt have sperm doners in those days!

And the wise men.... they followed the star.... a star cant move across the sky, could it really have been a ship? probably not, but hey, its all fun.

So yeah.... i reckon Mary was the victim of beings from elsewhere bent on impregnating her, and the result was the Messiah.... Cool huh?

You could extend it and ask why does the current Gregorian calendar coincide almost to the year that Jesus was born? Why are the workings of Jesus of such fascination and scrutiny of scientists more than any other religious figure in the history of mankind?

I am certain that there were thousands of prophets since the very early years, Prophet Mohammed being one of the most notable of those, but TBH we have never had any human being have quite the message that was spoken by Jesus.

I couldn't imagine what it would be like to be the mom of Jesus because that would honestly be kinda mind blowing.

I Have Questioned The Same Thing...i Believe Things From Yhe Bible Have To With Aliens...then I Have Read, Hurd Stories Of Women Who Have Been Pregant And They Haven'y Had Sex. And The Baby Dissapeared. That To Me Would Explain The So Called Powers He Had.
Dak

i thought hre exact same thing...

virgin mary was abducted... implanted with jesus... jesus is alien human hybrid... that would exlain all his unusual things and the fact hat she is virgin...

it would epxlian all the "descendents from heaven (the sky)"... it would explain the fires and loud noises that the "chariot of god" and other things ...
i have always said if u went back in time and flew an F-18 over jerusalem in 1BC , it would be in the bible as a chariot of the devil

Glad to see some have agreed with me on this, I know it probably pisses alot of religious people off, but hell, religion is belief and i believe this.

Dak and Psykl0pz, i agree with ya both, that the bible is more than just "the bible", that aliens beings were here and communicating with early man and woman. that the "fallen angels" are infact.... aliens from the heavens/sky posing as "angels".... Deceiving humankind....

Mary was abducted....or even, she knew it was going to happen because of the frequent encounters with the "angels". It does explain the "powers" Jesus had... People dont just have babies w/o doing anything... Its impossible.


Swissv2, i hope your not saying its coming up to Jesus' real "birthday" are you? If so..... Second Coming anyone??????

I personally believe the Bible is a series of passages written by ghost writers commissioned by the Catholic Church and does not represent the original writings. I don't think its a coincidence the Dead Sea Scrolls and New Testament have m any contradictions. So I don't read the Bible literally. I see it as written by men to prop up a particular religious belief system and so I take it in that context and not literally. So for me I don't read any et stuff into it although I can see why you guys would. I consider the whole work unverifiable and rewritten subject to the wishes of Constantine who clearly had an agenda to plagerize/incorporate many pagan beliefs and values so he could control the Romans of his day when he ordered the Bible rewritten.

You got that right mate, now turning water into Bourbon, that would be something a man might find usefull

Psykl0pz... Mate, check this out, your gonna love this then, and it's straight out of the Old Testament.
http://www.hope.edu/bandstra/BIBLE/EZE/EZE1.HTM Not meaning to labour a point but....

What the hell, Mary the abduction victim? not sure about that one, but it does make sense i suppose. Cute.

it would also explain why (after the ressurection) jesus ascended into a "cloud" in the sky and two men in white appeared and said that he would return to earth in the same manner. according to the acts of the apostles

:confused: i saw online that the rock group guy from scabies is selling 2 percent shares in the holy grail. he is wanting to fund his search for it. if you buy a share you will be allowed to drink from one sip from the cup (if that is what the grail is) and supposedly buy yourself eternal life

Many Christians accept the Bible verbatum as an article of faith. They do not feel they need to verify its literal contents. To them it is an article of faith they simply accept as part of their beliefs. I may not agree with their conclusions but I certainly respect their beliefs and in no way would ever put them down.

That said to be consistent when I read you or the other posters trying to superimpose your theories into and onto the Bible I ask myself what is the difference between how you arrive at your conclusions and how devout believers of a divine Christ arrive at theirs?

You have decided that there are ufo's and et's and now are using the Bible's images to back up your theories no different then devout Christians or Jews use the Bible to back up their beliefs.

Either way whether it is the concept of divine Jesus, or et's and ufo's existing, someone starts off assuming something as true, then uses the Bible, subjectively to try back up their belief system.

To me there is no difference in the manner in which any of you construct your reasoning. Its subjective, purely speculative and based on seeing what you want to see and believing what you want to believe.

I can find many passages to indicate UFO's and ET's or divinity and the word of God, etc., in the Bible- the point or difference please?

Sorry I do not mean to give anyone a hard time. All I am saying is simply looking at something and then assuming it means something is subjective projection. It proves nothing other then we see what we want to see.

Did you ever stop and think about the name JESUS? Just the name? It is amazingly true that the name Jesus could hide a message to human beings, an encrypted message written in French and English which says JE IS US. could that be telling us that jesus was part of an alien race left on planet earth and that he is part of a whole? Thus the name JESUS says exactly that Je Is Us

Je= from the french (JE SUIS for example)that in English means I
Is= from the verb to be (example(he is))
Us= same as WE a group of people

Hmmmmmm, Hmmmmmm, stroking my beard with the possibilities!

Thats wierd man! ive never really thought about that! but thats oddness to the max extreme!

Or what else is it telling us? just the name suggest that he is in us perhaps, what if he really did exist, thats crazy! They think they have found the Holy Grail now too! The real one! madness!

With due respect I think you missing the point in your zeal to see what you want to see.

The name Jesus is just the Latin form of the Greek name Iesous. Isesous is the rough translation or what is called a transliteration of the Hebrew name Jeshua, or what we refer to in English as Joshua. Jewshua or Jehoshua, in Hebrew means "Jehovah is salvation."

As people in the pass wasn't stupid to know how a man make a woman pragnent, so they did it to make it remarkable. Even we believe in something, we still should base on the fact.

Bilogists call them "fighter sperm" :smokin:

It is so funny that you should mention the Virgin Mary Abduction theory because I recently came up with the same thing just a few weeks ago. Everything from the sudden pregnancy to the three wise men UFO chase. I totally agree with this theory, it would explain alot about the nature of Christ and his abilities. So I suppose that would make God not a single entity but a entire species, a species we have come to know as the Grays.

Errr sudden pregnancy? What other kind is there?

Ben

It is so nice to be on a post that thinks like I do. I absolutley find it odd that mary saw a white light and was impregnated! There is something to question here. Mabey the grays? Being possibly made by other creatures. Does not mean that there is not a god or universal spitit. Personally, I think that it was an alien abduction scenario and jesus was from the heavens, isnt that what the bible says. Chariots of fire and such? I am just happy to be on a post that everyone listens and does not judge me as being a crack pot. I think that we were made from the stars(heaven) and there is much more that the bible or other religouis texts take out to further there own need for control of society. Lets say we were made fom aliens,could you imagine the mass hysteria?