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post Jun 2 2006, 07:22 PM
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Ok now we've all got our favourite movie(s) which there is already a thread for, so now it's time to list all those movies that you have viewed that make you cringe they are that pants! For me there are quite a few contenders but I've yet seen a film that beats 'Freddy Got Fingered'!
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post Jun 2 2006, 07:22 PM
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post Jun 2 2006, 07:50 PM
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Already been covered

Top 10 Worst Movies
Crappiest Movies Ever!
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post Jun 2 2006, 10:07 PM
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The Blair Witch Project, any of the Billy Jack hippie crap, Titanic, Terms of Endearment, Xanadu, Red Dawn, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, and many others most "average people" like...
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post Jun 3 2006, 02:37 AM
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whatever. Red Dawn was great... c'mon man 80's propaganda films rule! lol.

All three of the new Star Wars sucked donkey wang.

Even though I thought House of 1000 Corpses was nearly an instant classic, I was highly disappointed with the lack of corpses. I mean there may have been around 333 or so, give or take... but not 1000 bodies. Very Misleading on Mr. Zombie's behalf. The characters where kinda cool, save for Otis' alter ego, Dr. Satan. The second movie, Devil's Rejects, much better.

Fast & Furious sucks... all of them. Can a movie be any more base?

I try to NOT watch movies that suck, but one gets through the radar every now & then.

Thelma & Louise sucked.

Iron Monkey 2 sucks. (The first one is badass though.)

Scream sucks... All of them.

Final Destination really sucks. especially seeing as there are sequals. so much for finality.

The Blade movies kinda suck. how you fuck up a vampire story I dunno, but there it is.

to name a few shitty flicks.
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post Jun 3 2006, 11:26 AM
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Rocky 5
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post Jun 3 2006, 11:45 AM
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I dont like the Hill have eyes or stuff like that, They just bore me and im pretty much desensitised for Vioelnce/Gore now
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post Jun 3 2006, 01:56 PM
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Fast & Furious sucks... all of them. Can a movie be any more base?


Dude, the first Fast and the Furious kicked ass.
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post Jun 3 2006, 09:05 PM
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The Sound of Thunder (the movie has a good premise; but the directing, acting, etc was awful)

Hostel

Saw (both of them)

Devils Rejects (sorry abadaka)
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post Jun 3 2006, 09:20 PM
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hehe, i tought 'saw' was great biggrin.gif

It was genuine scary, wich cannot be said of most horror, thriller.
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post Jun 4 2006, 12:26 AM
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BLOODRAYNE the movie!!! Great video game, but very bad movie!
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post Jun 4 2006, 11:52 PM
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The Blair Witch Project, any of the Billy Jack hippie crap, Titanic, Terms of Endearment, Xanadu, Red Dawn, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, and many others most "average people" like...



Wow, you and I would never be able to be roommates. We'de be fighting over the remote.

I happen to like all of them. Billy Jack films kinda suck but their cult classics.

Red Dawn, Blair Witch and Xanadu are pretty cool films. I guess I like silly 70s music. I actually like the Bee Gee's and some disco music. Maybe because I was a kid when they came out and there wasnt really any decent films in the 70s.

Red Dawn was kinda cool for an 80s film.

I kind of hated TRON. I never liked Star Wars much. I hate Star Trek films except Star Trek 4 when they saved the whale. Of course they filmed part of it in my hometown biggrin.gif

I really hate all these remake films. Duke of Hazards was OK, but Starksy and Hutch and Charlies Angels just sucked d***

k, there, Thats my movie rant for the day.
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post Jun 5 2006, 01:49 AM
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hmmmmm... so many bad films.... so little time....

anything with ben affleck in it is garbage. (except when in kevin smith films and phantoms, 'cause that film kicked ass).

anything with julia roberts in it. (though, i thought erin brokovich was ok).

anything with josh hairnet in it.

anything with chris klein in it.

anything with teenie bopper musicians in it i avoid like the plague.

anything with ashton kutchie in it.

anything with christina applegate. (though anchorman was kick ass).

david spade movies post-farley suck.

pearl harbor. (ya, i know i said all ben affleck films, but this film was so fn terrible i had to actually list it seperately).

titanic.

bram stokers the mummy.

the accidental tourist.

cheap ass "family" films such as "are we there yet" and "cheaper by the dozen".

spanglish.

ummmmmm, just making this list caused me to throw up in my mouth a little so im just gonna stop now.....
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post Jun 5 2006, 04:19 AM
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Maybe because I was a kid when they came out and there wasnt really any decent films in the 70s.


But what about the first and second Godfather, the orginal Star Wars, and Jaws?
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post Jun 19 2006, 04:15 PM
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xxx was horrible, and a sound of thunder was brutal. end of days and last action hero were pretty damn bad, too. worst movie of all time, though? the one with jean-claude van damme and dennis rodman, i think it was called double team, but i could be wrong

just my opinions though.
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post Jun 20 2006, 05:31 AM
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I'm adding 'Alien Abduction' and 'Four Boys' to 'Freddy Got Fingered', both truly suck more than Jenna Jameson.
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post Jun 20 2006, 12:47 PM
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Plan 9 From Outer Space anyone?
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post Jun 20 2006, 01:13 PM
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the film that i hate the most is grease, the shittest fi;m in the entire world, i hate musicals but this takes the piss,

same with top gun, i like action films but this film is so homoerotic and boring it is unbelievable
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post Jun 20 2006, 03:38 PM
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the film that i hate the most is grease, the shittest fi;m in the entire world, i hate musicals but this takes the piss,

same with top gun, i like action films but this film is so homoerotic and boring it is unbelievable


Top Gun, whilst being very homoerotic, is TOP notch biggrin.gif one of my all time fave's! The soundtrack is kick ass too.
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post Jun 21 2006, 01:08 AM
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the sound track is kick ass, i would agree with that, but it is only good as one of those films "so bad its actually good"
the action is fairly adequate and most scenes involve them all in a shower or locker room together, or other homoerotic scenes,
btw, its not the fact its homoerotic i hate it, cos commando with arnold shwarzenegger is the most homoerotic film in existencem and is my fav,
but top gun is boring and in my opinion has no real action
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post Sep 30 2006, 07:39 PM
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dude, commando sucks. one of ah-nulds worst(after end of days, of course.) the only redeeming feature of that movie is.......uh..........hang on a second..........one will come to me..........nope, there are no redeeming features in commando.
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