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 Dec 2 2006, 10:34 AM
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Guys, I have been recently doing some research on crop circles, even though I am more interested in other aspects of UFOs (Sightings, abductions, and cattle mutilations)
Here are some of the strangest and stupidest theories I've heard of yet: 1. Hedgehogs and other animals roll around in the crops C'mon people, use your brain for a minute. I know it hurts. Should I really have to explain this one to you guys? Okay I will, I don't want any flamers starting beef with me because I am "close minded". Okay, crop circles have only been going on for say about 500 years, ever since the first crop circle, that "devil cutter" thing. If crop circles were caused by animals, there would be crop circles ever since we had crops. And ever since we've had crops, we've had history, and history doesn't show any ancient crop circles. Besides, could an animal make this?:  2. Satellites reflect beams of sun light on to the crops, explaining radiation within the circles This is a pretty good theory, it knocks out two birds with one stone. However, there is a problem. Could beams of sunlight make this:  3. Plasma vortexes drop from the sky Once again, a good theory, but like I said, this would've been happening ever since we've had crops. Besides, could plasma vortexes make this:  Does anyone know any other stupid crop circles theories? |
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Dec 2 2006, 05:00 PM
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yes,
1.ther are spirutal connections within circles and that some ho are involved with some supernatural force. 2.the government is hidding the true meaning of them. 3.helicopter rotor blades creat a wave of air that creates circles. 5.aliens are trying to communicate with us throught the circles. |
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Dec 2 2006, 07:00 PM
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humans tie a magnetron from a microwave oven to there ass and run butt ass naked through the fields.
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Dec 2 2006, 07:02 PM
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(castle_ahh;298652) yes,
1.ther are spirutal connections within circles and that some how are involved with some supernatural force. 2.the government is hidding the true meaning of them. 3.helicopter rotor blades creat a wave of air that creates circles. 5.aliens are trying to communicate with us throught the circles. Good ones, but you accidentally put 5 instead of 4;) |
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Dec 3 2006, 08:25 PM
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Edward Scissorhands is not actually a fictional made up character, and he tours the world doing his thing with the crops.
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Dec 4 2006, 08:32 AM
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"5.aliens are trying to communicate with us throught the circles."
IMO, that is no t a stupid one. It is one of the best ones actually IMO. Spyro: "Good ones, but you accidentally put 5 instead of 4" I know that you are just joking in pointing that out, but don't do that. Who cares anyway? Plus it is part of the rules here to not point out grammatical mistakes or what not because not every one here speaks the same language. It looks like you got banned, idk for how long but if it is only for a day or whatever, when you come back try applying to the rules. nothing personal here. 
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Dec 4 2006, 08:34 AM
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Another stupid one IMO would be that humans make ALL crop circles, and that NONE of them are made by ET's.
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Dec 4 2006, 04:22 PM
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#1.wind storms make all the crop circles...
#b.Crop Circles Are Secret Radiation Weapon tests bein tested all over the world... #3.acid rain causes "some" crop circles #D. edward Leedskalnin's theory that all atoms have a magnetic feild that pulls them 2 the earth with the help of earths magnetic feild suggests that crop circles are meerly pulled down to the ground... found thease on the net |
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Dec 4 2006, 04:56 PM
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1) All are made by drunken people, Uh, Yeah right...
2) Grazing Cows, Wow, they should do my art coursework for me, just long as they dont fart on it. 3) US military testing their space lasers... Most pathetic one IMO... 4) Atmospheric Things cause it, I know natures beutiful and very "arty", But its not that arty... 5) Artistic groups, This explains why theres so many in england, Alot of cleaver people all bunched close together, But, i fail to find of one single report of a man found dead in a crop circle from radiation poisoning, Witch would happen atleast once should someone try to radiate a whole dam feild (Nor is there a trail of radiation leading too and from the feild, witch there would be if you carry radiactive material, and are incontact, you become a walking Gamma ray emmiter), and a few other reason i dont believe this, such as they're all done overnight (The unexplainable ones) These are ones right of my head ive seen people here use... The ET one is the closest we are I guess... |
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Dec 4 2006, 05:05 PM
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It is truly sad that some peps actually believe these things to be scientifically true. They seem to deny all logic and reason when making these assumptions.
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Dec 4 2006, 07:14 PM
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Xeno actually nature is very arty have you ever looked close up at a snow flake?
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Dec 5 2006, 01:23 AM
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Yeah it is VERYY artistic, Down too the finest details... But, I dunno how it could make those, without the use of multiple tornados
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Dec 5 2006, 07:03 AM
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 Oh, that's right, you said crop circle. My bad... S 
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Dec 5 2006, 08:19 AM
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Heheheheh!
Shit circle, gotta love it! |
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Dec 5 2006, 02:06 PM
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I believe some are man made and others are alien made... And I think that piece of shit it's art. *posh accent*
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Dec 26 2006, 01:32 AM
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perhaps it was really a species of nonterrestrial that hoaxed the crop circles during a foggy evening, whilst the real crop circles were lovingly crafted by local villagers....vegto:tease: matu...
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Jan 8 2007, 08:00 PM
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or was it.....perhaps the villagers descended from nonterestrials.....during a vacation several million years ago......while the locals back then borrowed their spaceship and have just returned...thusly crop circles are a kind of post card.....maybe......could be.......why not......sure....okay....
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Jan 9 2007, 08:53 AM
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i've no doubt quite a few of these circles are hoaxed but for me its the highly intricate ones that appear overnight that couldn't possibly be faked you would need many many people to create them and to be honest the ones that are proven to be man made dont even look right
-------------------- '' Open the pod bay doors HAL ''
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Jan 14 2007, 04:44 PM
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i believe they are trying to communicate with us but us humans who only use 10 percent of our brain dont understand its meaning..for all we know the aliens our telling us prepare for the worse
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Jan 14 2007, 06:49 PM
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i believe crop circles are a gateway form of communication that has already met with skepticism from the start largely due to a government cover-up(as usual) to discredit the meaning of these. the most ridiculous of all these i've seen is the two people who claim to be the ones that started the whole craze of making them.
two people with a board, rope and a wire moving about in the night creating a crop circle-not likely. could very well make a crop circle this way but not the intricate, geometrical shapes and dimensions that have been studied. not to mention the cellular reconfiguration that takes place in the stalks of the plant matter. |
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