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 Nov 25 2007, 11:36 PM
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Nov 25 2007, 11:36 PM
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Nov 26 2007, 01:32 AM
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  Group: Members Posts: 16,827 Joined: 10-April 04 From: USA Member No.: 524 |
An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite?
:laugh: 
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Nov 26 2007, 01:55 AM
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Color me skeptical.... Group: Super Moderators Posts: 8,529 Joined: 8-May 04 Member No.: 631 |
Ecclesiastes is my favorite:
Ecclesiastes 1
Everything Iz StOOpid 1 Teh werdz ov teh preechur, teh son ov David, King of teh Jerusalem.2 "St00pid! St00pid!" Sez teh teechurcat. "Srsly st00pid. Everythingz stOOpid."3 Wut man getz 4 laburz he toilz @ undur teh sunz?4 Generashun comez n generashun goez, still same lolcats.5 Sun rizez n setz, goez bak n rize agin.6 Teh wind blowz souf n norf, rownd n rownd, alwayz teh sayme.7 Seaz can has streemz, nevur fullz. Streemz go bak where comez frum.8 All tingz has DO NOT WANT, more den werdz sez. Lolrus never sez "enuf bucket, kthnx" or kitteh sez "dats good, enuff cheezburger."9 Has happen? Gunna be agin. Nuthing new undur teh sunz.10 Kitteh can not sez "OMFGZ sumthing new!" Been hear b4, lawng ago, hear b4 our timez.11 Wizdum Iz StOOpid
12 I Iz teh teechurcat, king of teh Jerusalem.13 I has studiez n wizdum ovur all lolcatz, n zomg wut hevy berdun Ceiling Cat putz on kittehz.14 Teechurcat haz see lolrus n cheezburgerz n longcatz n awl dat is st00pidz, lyke chasing aftur tail. Nevr can catch teh tayle and even whn yu doo it hrtz srsly. 15 Wut iz breakd kittah cannot to be fixez, wut gon cannot iz cowntid. 16 Teechurcat sez to selv, "O hai! I has growd n increes widum moar den awl teechurcatz comez b4 meh. I has ekspeeriens much wizdum n nawledg."17 Den I appliez self to knowz wizdomz n aslo knowz bout st00pid thingz, n lernz dat dis aslo lyke chasing aftur tayl. 18 Srsly moar wizdum iz FTL, k. Moar smartz, moar greefz. :laugh: |
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Nov 26 2007, 03:26 AM
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 ((( Bring The Rain ))) Group: Members Posts: 4,545 Joined: 18-June 06 From: Cambridgeshire England Member No.: 4,543 |
(kellyb;338601) (iwant2believe2;338606) An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? :laugh: Seriously you two need locking up.....(taht photo cracks me up though, and the ceiling cat Photo in the link Kelly posted)......But seriously you two need to seek help...:laugh: 
-------------------- Nathanial "a_skeptic" Meade 1979-2007 RIP |
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Nov 26 2007, 06:44 AM
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 Flea Bitten Dog Group: Super Moderators Posts: 6,138 Joined: 17-December 03 From: On a Rock in Australia Member No.: 113 |
Just slipping this here coz I don't wanna start a new thread... I'm no good at new threads coz noone ever seems to go to them.. lol... I'm so sure this can relate to these cute cats in some way... maybe an evil cat? Not sure exactly what the connection could be, but it can happen like that if someone lateral minded enough reads this and sees some sort of divine connectiveness maybe?
Jesus Christ's evil twin to make film debut November 26, 2007 There's no mention of him in the Bible but the plot of a fantasy film set in India gives Jesus Christ a twin brother – and an evil one at that. German filmmaker Robert Sigl's The 13th Disciple is still in the planning stage but producer Mario Stefan is in India's western tourist state of Goa trying to attract an Indian co-producer for the project. "It's a fantasy-adventure film and takes place completely in present-day India," Stefan said on the sidelines of the 38th International Film Festival of India, which opened over the weekend. The story traces the journey of two German archaeologists looking for evidence that Jesus visited India. The researchers, who are twins themselves, find that Jesus had an evil twin brother who is reincarnated in the present as the scheming head of a religious sect. Sigl's script had been lying around for several years after the original producer died in an accident, Stefan said. Filming for the project will take place mainly in the northern Indian Hindu holy city of Varanasi and the southern state of Kerala in the second half of next year. The cast of the film will be mostly Indian. Stefan said he didn't expect any controversy over The 13th Disciple which will have Jesus Christ only in the background and not as a character. "It will be made clear from the beginning of our film that it's fiction," he said. "Even the Da Vinci Code was fiction but there was a lot based on real ideas." The Da Vinci Code, based on Dan Brown's bestselling novel, angered the Catholic community as it is based on the theory that Jesus and Mary Magdalene married and had children. The film was banned in several Indian states before being released with the disclaimer that it was a work of fiction. Christians account for around 2.5 per cent of officially secular but mainly Hindu India's 1.1bn population. "If you deal with religious themes, you have to be prepared and also (careful) that you do not hurt any feelings," said Stefan. "Our film is not based on true events nor is it giving any religious message." http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22822578-23109,00.html Dingo . |
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Nov 26 2007, 08:24 AM
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((( Bring The Rain ))) Group: Members Posts: 4,545 Joined: 18-June 06 From: Cambridgeshire England Member No.: 4,543 |
(Dingo Brains;338618) There's no mention of him in the Bible but the plot of a fantasy film set in India gives Jesus Christ a twin brother – and an evil one at that.
I wonder if the evil one will have Moustache so we can tell them apart....:laugh: -------------------- Nathanial "a_skeptic" Meade 1979-2007 RIP |
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Nov 26 2007, 05:28 PM
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Registered User Group: Members Posts: 55 Joined: 16-November 07 Member No.: 7,043 |
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Nov 26 2007, 06:25 PM
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Color me skeptical.... Group: Super Moderators Posts: 8,529 Joined: 8-May 04 Member No.: 631 |
(Fen Star;338622) I wonder if the evil one will have Moustache so we can tell them apart....:laugh:
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Nov 27 2007, 03:11 AM
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((( Bring The Rain ))) Group: Members Posts: 4,545 Joined: 18-June 06 From: Cambridgeshire England Member No.: 4,543 |
-------------------- Nathanial "a_skeptic" Meade 1979-2007 RIP |
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