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Radio signals from intelligent extraterrestrial life-forms have been received in a lonely barren valley in the small isolated island nation of New Zealand in the southern Pacific Ocean.

News of these wonderful transmissions has been withheld from the public domain by force of special government directive.

Televised web casts of the alien drama and the greatest, longest climageddon business party ever were until now a closely guarded secret.

In China portions of these amazing scripted transmissions are being recreated at the historic Hollywood of the far east, Changchun Film Studio, where an ongoing climageddon business party is underway.

The party is a permanent showcase of the reliable, certified and guaranteed consumer grade emergency use foodstuffs, medicines, medical and other equipment that are manufactured as standard stock or on demand for approved clients.

More at: http://teambridge.net/aliennews/toc.html

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