i just thought i would share something i heard yesterday.

And i am not making this up true story.

My husband and myself were sitting on a picnic bench in front of a lunch bar eating some lunch together when a little fat old man came and sat next to my husband. After a little small talk hows the weather etc he proceded to read his paper. A tall skinny old man walks past and the little fat old man yells out to him to say hello. The tall skinny man goes in and comes out of the lunch bar rather quickly and sits down next to myself and says to the little fat man "i thought you were dead, i could have sworn i went to your funeral". The fat man says "no i have been in europe on holiday" thin man replys "well i wonder whos funeral i went to then, i thought it was yours because i havent seen you around".

I had to walk away as i was about to burst myself laughing.The thin man was quite sure he went to the fat mans funeral.

poor little fat man.

Thats a good one, brought a smile to my face.