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Hi, my name is Hank Stobrod. I have been abducted 3 (possibly 4) times, and I while I find aliens fascinating, I do not love them. Abduction has ruined my life. It has driven me to drink and spend many countless, fruitless hours in search of the truth. I only live for the day I finally capture one of them so I can do to them what they have done to be. These small, grey creatures may seem benign, but they are not. The things they did to me cannot be justified for science, even if they are alien. There is nothing in my anus so extraordinary that I should have to suffer such pain not once, not twice, but 3 (maybe 5) times. I enjoy searching for the truth when I'm not blacking out from too much Johnny Walker, and I hope to one day finally capture a live one and share the photos and videos with you people, the true believers. I have currently been camping out the site where I was last abducted, the Burtscot River. I will keep you updated, good luck and happy hunting!
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May 6 2008, 02:19 AM
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eye would like to see these videos
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May 6 2008, 06:11 AM
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Welcome to the forum.
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May 6 2008, 03:26 PM
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QUOTE (AngryAbductee @ May 6 2008, 02:20 AM)  Hi, my name is Hank Stobrod. I have been abducted 3 (possibly 4) times, and I while I find aliens fascinating, I do not love them. Abduction has ruined my life. It has driven me to drink and spend many countless, fruitless hours in search of the truth. I only live for the day I finally capture one of them so I can do to them what they have done to be. These small, grey creatures may seem benign, but they are not. The things they did to me cannot be justified for science, even if they are alien. There is nothing in my anus so extraordinary that I should have to suffer such pain not once, not twice, but 3 (maybe 5) times. I enjoy searching for the truth when I'm not blacking out from too much Johnny Walker, and I hope to one day finally capture a live one and share the photos and videos with you people, the true believers. I have currently been camping out the site where I was last abducted, the Burtscot River. I will keep you updated, good luck and happy hunting! In what state do you live? There is no river by that name, maybe you spelled it wrong? Or maybe you're just an immature troll? |
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May 7 2008, 12:51 AM
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yes there is, it's in Glasgow.
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May 7 2008, 12:53 AM
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Boobles you know nothing of the pain I have suffered at the hands and tools of these grey heathens.
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May 7 2008, 01:09 AM
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Now this story should be in print i can just see the headline....
"Alien probing turned me into an Alcoholic" Welcome to AU... 
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May 12 2008, 04:06 AM
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My camping of the Burtscot River left much to be desired. I had emptied my stores of whiskey and cigarettes and all I got was a blurry photo of what I think was a light in the sky. It could have been a spirit leaving this earth, but I do not know. It did not make any noise, so I doubt it was alien.
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May 12 2008, 07:24 AM
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  Welcome to ALIEN UFOS! Big Hugs!!
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May 12 2008, 07:35 AM
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Welcome to our home. To know you experience such horrible pain and god knows what else at there hands is disturbing. I hope we can help in some way to ease that and help you find the answers that some of us all seek.
-------------------- Whoever said anything was possible, obviouly never tried slamming a revolving door.
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May 12 2008, 07:06 PM
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QUOTE (raylien bishop @ May 7 2008, 06:41 AM) yes there is, it's in Glasgow. Pardon me, but where is it in Glasgow? Is it part of the Clyde, or the Kerry River system in Glasgow? Could you give us a map reference, please? I'd like to go there. Or perhaps you mean Glasgow, Missouri? Hank is not a Scottish name, and no disrespect to Kentucky, I doubt a Scotsman would drink Johnny Walker? Perhaps you'd like to give me the map reference for Missouri? I have a cousin there. This post has been edited by kirin-rex: May 12 2008, 07:10 PM -------------------- The optimist sees a glass that is half-full.
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