Hello folks. I just wanted to put up a post so others can see where I am coming from when I make posts in other threads. First of all, thank you for having this community. It's pretty nice to find a place to discuss certain things that will raise eyes in a more public forum. Let me run down some of my particular beliefs. All these can change with proper evidence.

1. No one knows what really is going on. If they claim they do, then they are either seriously delusional or just out and out lying for some sort of personal gain, not necessarily money.

2. I don't know if ETs or EBEs are real. I have never met one. But there is a lot of great evidence out there that they are very real.

3. There are no indigo children or star children. Anyone who claims they are are either crazy or have been manipulated into believing so by someone who is trying to either make a name for themselves or juice money out of someone. (Amazing how the "12 questions" can fit anybody who researches the UFO phenomenon, and for only 300 bucks some new age quack can help you release your true potential. Reminds me of one case where some gullible mother of her poor child was trying to use this explanation to convince her husband she didn't cheat on him, but that the child that was an alien baby. Thank Coast to Coast for that little call in.)

4. UFO conferences are there just to make money off of crap videos, little ceramic statues of "Greys", new age diet supplements, and cheap overpriced jewelry to help your internal energy source. It's a bunch of crap.

5. Most "abductees" are either delusional or out and out lying in order to gain some sort of attention they can't get in their average day to day life. (Please don't respond saying you are an abductee and act offended. I won't respond. A great documentary to see some of these folks is Penn and Teller's BS show. The one about UFOs and aliens.)

6. Some folks could be "abductees". But if they are I am pretty sure new age drivel won't be dripping from their lips like puree pees from a baby's mouth. (Quick list of folks that maybe abductees; Travis Walton, Betty and Barney Hill, some of the folks that worked John Mack, but not all. Not a real huge list.)

7. Most of the famous names in UFOlogy were born upside down and crap comes out of their mouths. Dr. Greer, Dan Burisch, David Wilcock, John Lear, and the list goes on and on.

8. Some names in UFOlogy are legit and should be listened to intently. Stanton Friedman is on top of this very short list.

9. Some names in UFOlogy are straight in it for the money and succeeding well. They really don't care about the truth, they just want a great story. There is nothing wrong with this. Art Bell, George Noory, Linda Multon Howe, and most of the folks at Coast to Coast AM. Usually none of their guests however make this list.

10. Some names in UFOlogy think they know what's going on, some of what they say maybe true, but some of it maybe false. However they refuse to see when they are wrong. Jim Marrs, Alex Jones. (I know Jones isn't really a big UFO guy, but he truly believes a lot of the stuff he reports. Yes, many of his reports are based on real documentation he finds, but he misinterprets the information. Always do your own homework.)

11. If everything that is reported is real, then the ETs aren't here to be our friends. If given the chance they should be killed on site or captured and interrogated. After all this is our planet and our home. We have a right to defend it from intruders and thieves.

12. The Bible is mostly correct, except for the fact it was rewritten by the Roman Empire in order to control the people. (Think about it. You have a book that is written in Hebrew, Greek, and other tongues, but never written in Latin due to those that spoke Latin at the time were the enemy was magically translated to Latin only. There's a lot of other evidence for this, but not only is this a thread unto itself, it's a whole other site.)

13. There's no NWO. I have worked for the US government and with other governments in my career most of my adult life. This, like any other large organization, doesn't know what either left hand or right hand are doing, much less the fingers, feet, toes, nose, insert minuscule body part are up to.

14. Politics is all about money. No big conspiracy, just how can I vote on laws and budgets that will get my friends richer, thus making me richer.

15. Iraq is not about oil. Been there, was there, was there for far too long. Not about oil.

16. The Church of Satan is for Goth folks looking for attention.

17. The Church of Lucifer is for Goth folks that were so out of the loop they were despised by the Church of Satan folks.

18. No one can predict the future.

19. History is written by the victors, but is mostly true.

20. Rewritten History is rewritten by those that feel more than they learn. History is not touchy feely, it's just straight facts. Live with it.

21. Mass media isn't controlled by some insidious NWO. It's controlled by "what will most people watch?" More people will watch news about crap than about boring real issues, thus the crap gets aired. The more the viewers, the more the advertising dollars.

22. Never believe someone who tells you they know everything about any subject, especially religion. Someone can know more, but they can't know all.

23. Church on TV is a big clue that the person on the TV talking about Jesus is full of crap.

24. Everything can be explained with science.

25. There is a God, and there was/is a Jesus.

26. Science is a tool used to understand God.

27. Preachers are mostly full of crap.

28. Beware the person that has the answer to everything.

30. Pluto is a planet.

31. There is no planet X, if there is it isn't colliding with Earth anytime soon.

32. Global Warming is a crock. The sun is getting warmer, all the planets in our solar system are getting warmer. In fact, CO2 in our atmosphere is helping counter act the effects of the warmer sun. It could be worse, look at what's going on with Mars and Venus.

33. It doesn't mean we should stop looking for a better energy source. I would love a car I don't have to fill up ever again. Saves me money. Heck, free electricity in my house and free high speed internet would be nice too.

34. 2012 will come and go and all that will happen is a bunch of New Age nuts will hopefully commit suicide. That'd be nice.

35. Except for Thanksgiving and Halloween, all other holidays are just days for me to have off. You should live everyday as if it is special.

I'll add more later if I see they need to be posted. Thank you.

Welcome to the forum.
That is an interesting list and view.
I got to say I agree with 90% of it.

Thanks. I'm surprised you agree with so much of it. Anyway, if we all believed in exactly the same thing this would be one boring world.

Greetings and welcome to AU....

Welcome to ALIEN UFOS! Big Hugs!!

Thanks everyone for the warm welcome. I appreciate that.

I love you, I agree with probably 98% of that (The Roman Empire re-written bible and the whole Preacher "full of crap" thing doesn't quite appeal to me. I am Catholic, we don't have a preacher, but preachers do have good things to say sometimes)

But besides that, marry me

LOL. Like I stated before, not everyone is going to agree with everyone else 100%. If we did, it would be a really really boring world. Just by chance, why is your nick Sgt. Hobbes?

Let me take this a piece at a time ...

1. No one knows what really is going on. If they claim they do, then they are either seriously delusional or just out and out lying for some sort of personal gain, not necessarily money.

I know what's going on. I have super-secret inside sources who tell me things, and I am in telepathic conversation almost daily with them.

2. I don't know if ETs or EBEs are real. I have never met one. But there is a lot of great evidence out there that they are very real.

ETs and EBEs aren't real, but teeny-tiny fairy people are ...

3. There are no indigo children or star children. Anyone who claims they are are either crazy or have been manipulated into believing so by someone who is trying to either make a name for themselves or juice money out of someone. (Amazing how the "12 questions" can fit anybody who researches the UFO phenomenon, and for only 300 bucks some new age quack can help you release your true potential. Reminds me of one case where some gullible mother of her poor child was trying to use this explanation to convince her husband she didn't cheat on him, but that the child that was an alien baby. Thank Coast to Coast for that little call in.)

How can you say that? I'm a star child!

4. UFO conferences are there just to make money off of crap videos, little ceramic statues of "Greys", new age diet supplements, and cheap overpriced jewelry to help your internal energy source. It's a bunch of crap.

Oh, now that's just a cheap shot. My UFO conference is completely different. It's a place full of independent scientists who produce their own high quality videos. We have genuine abductees, some of whom are fantastic artists and make these very realistic statues you can buy, we provide (for a small donation) alien herbs that will make you thin and beautiful, and we also have jewelry made with alien gem-stones: clear crystals full of bubbles, that fell out of the sky.

5. Most "abductees" are either delusional or out and out lying in order to gain some sort of attention they can't get in their average day to day life. (Please don't respond saying you are an abductee and act offended. I won't respond. A great documentary to see some of these folks is Penn and Teller's BS show. The one about UFOs and aliens.)

How can you say that? I'm an abductee. Did you hear me? HEY! Look at me! Look at me! I'm an abductee! I'm an alien princess!

6. Some folks could be "abductees". But if they are I am pretty sure new age drivel won't be dripping from their lips like puree pees from a baby's mouth. (Quick list of folks that maybe abductees; Travis Walton, Betty and Barney Hill, some of the folks that worked John Mack, but not all. Not a real huge list.)

How negative! If only you'd harmonize your aura to be one with the celestial vibration, you're ignorance would be cleared and you could sing and rejoice in enlightenment just like me!

7. Most of the famous names in UFOlogy were born upside down and crap comes out of their mouths. Dr. Greer, Dan Burisch, David Wilcock, John Lear, and the list goes on and on.

How dare you! I'm Dr. Greer! ... and Dan Burisch, David Wilcock, John Lear and more! I'm a multidimensional being, ramble ramble.

8. Some names in UFOlogy are legit and should be listened to intently. Stanton Friedman is on top of this very short list.

Stanton Friedman will lead you to your doom!

9. Some names in UFOlogy are straight in it for the money and succeeding well. They really don't care about the truth, they just want a great story. There is nothing wrong with this. Art Bell, George Noory, Linda Multon Howe, and most of the folks at Coast to Coast AM. Usually none of their guests however make this list.

How can you say that? I'm Art Bell, and for a modest donation, I'll prove it!

10. Some names in UFOlogy think they know what's going on, some of what they say maybe true, but some of it maybe false. However they refuse to see when they are wrong. Jim Marrs, Alex Jones. (I know Jones isn't really a big UFO guy, but he truly believes a lot of the stuff he reports. Yes, many of his reports are based on real documentation he finds, but he misinterprets the information. Always do your own homework.)

I know what's going on, because I'm special. I know I'm not wrong because the telepathic projections from the enlightened ones tell me so.

11. If everything that is reported is real, then the ETs aren't here to be our friends. If given the chance they should be killed on site or captured and interrogated. After all this is our planet and our home. We have a right to defend it from intruders and thieves.

No, no! The aliens are your friends! You can meet an alien today and see! Just wait till midnight, go out into a large field, set a bonfire so they can find you, strip and smear yourself with barbecue sauce. I'm sure the aliens will invite you to dine with them.

12. The Bible is mostly correct, except for the fact it was rewritten by the Roman Empire in order to control the people. (Think about it. You have a book that is written in Hebrew, Greek, and other tongues, but never written in Latin due to those that spoke Latin at the time were the enemy was magically translated to Latin only. There's a lot of other evidence for this, but not only is this a thread unto itself, it's a whole other site.)

I actually won't make a joke outta this one. I'm not Christian, but I respect the Bible. In a manner of speaking, you could say that the entire purpose of the Bible is to control people. Really, what is the Bible but a set of moral and social rules presented through a series of examples?

13. There's no NWO. I have worked for the US government and with other governments in my career most of my adult life. This, like any other large organization, doesn't know what either left hand or right hand are doing, much less the fingers, feet, toes, nose, insert minuscule body part are up to.

Back to sarcasm ... Oh sure, you worked for the US government and expect us to believe you. You probably ARE the NWO! Does your left hand know what your right hand is doing?

14. Politics is all about money. No big conspiracy, just how can I vote on laws and budgets that will get my friends richer, thus making me richer.

If I'm actually running for president to change all that ... all I need is money and some powerful friends.

15. Iraq is not about oil. Been there, was there, was there for far too long. Not about oil.

Iraq is not about oil. It's about GASOLINE, silly!

16. The Church of Satan is for Goth folks looking for attention.

Are you making fun of me?

17. The Church of Lucifer is for Goth folks that were so out of the loop they were despised by the Church of Satan folks.

Hey, now ... just 'cause I got kicked outta the Church o' Satan ...

18. No one can predict the future.

I knew you were going to say that.

19. History is written by the victors, but is mostly true.

There was this guy. We got into a fight. I kicked his @$$. It was his fault. This is mostly true.

20. Rewritten History is rewritten by those that feel more than they learn. History is not touchy feely, it's just straight facts. Live with it.

There was this guy. We had a disagreement. I saw my point of view and realize the error of his ways. This is completely true.

21. Mass media isn't controlled by some insidious NWO. It's controlled by "what will most people watch?" More people will watch news about crap than about boring real issues, thus the crap gets aired. The more the viewers, the more the advertising dollars.

Well, actually, my inside sources in the NWO have told me that they program people to watch certain things, and then blame them for the programs on TV. For example, there was this guy who was brainwashed into asking us to beat him. So we beat him, and blamed him. "Well ... you asked for it!

22. Never believe someone who tells you they know everything about any subject, especially religion. Someone can know more, but they can't know all.

I told you, I know everything because I super-secret inside sources that you don't.

23. Church on TV is a big clue that the person on the TV talking about Jesus is full of crap.

I'm a televangelist for the Church of Lucifer.

24. Everything can be explained with science.

Even Gilligan's Island?

25. There is a God, and there was/is a Jesus.

No joking here. I'm not a Christian, but you know what ... I ain't gonna mess with this one either. There are just some toes I don't step on outta respect.

26. Science is a tool used to understand God.

Here's my non-joking view: Science is a tool used to understand God's creation. Faith is a tool used to understand God.

27. Preachers are mostly full of crap.

I won't joke on this one. It depends on the preacher. What we have to understand is that every preacher, prophet, messiah and saint is merely a person. They are not, in themselves, special, nor are they anything that ANY person is not capable of being. It's merely a matter of degree, focus and dedication. They are messengers, instruments, but should not be objects of worship. Preachers are people, and as such, they are sometimes good people, and sometimes bad. Sometimes the messenger can be a bad person, even if the message is true. All joking completely aside: I am servant of God. I'm not a good man. I'm not a saint. I'm not even a worthy servant. I'm a servant because I choose to serve. I'm with you, honestly. I'm not a Christian. I don't believe in organized religion: it's just not for me. However, individual people can be very good sometimes. It also comes down to politics: sometimes the last person who should be in command is the person who wants it the most, and by analogy, sometimes the last person who should lead a flock is the one who thinks the flock should follow him. No joking at all.

28. Beware the person that has the answer to everything.

Back to sarcasm. I know everything.

30. Pluto is a planet.

No ... this has been proven. Pluto is a yellow dog who hangs around with Mickey.

31. There is no planet X, if there is it isn't colliding with Earth anytime soon.

It's colliding with the earth as we speak. Can't you heart it?

32. Global Warming is a crock. The sun is getting warmer, all the planets in our solar system are getting warmer. In fact, CO2 in our atmosphere is helping counter act the effects of the warmer sun. It could be worse, look at what's going on with Mars and Venus.

srr y. kant rrrlly typ. mai keybrd is mlting ...,.

33. It doesn't mean we should stop looking for a better energy source. I would love a car I don't have to fill up ever again. Saves me money. Heck, free electricity in my house and free high speed internet would be nice too.

I have a fusion powered car given to me by the aliens. I will share this technology with you lower humans someday ... but you're just not ready yet.

34. 2012 will come and go and all that will happen is a bunch of New Age nuts will hopefully commit suicide. That'd be nice.

That's not very Age of Aquarius of you!

35. Except for Thanksgiving and Halloween, all other holidays are just days for me to have off. You should live everyday as if it is special.

I celebrate Christmas every day to make up for the all the Christmases that will be lost when Planet X destroys the Earth in 2012.


Welcome to the forum. Sincerely. Glad to have you here.

Hello, and welcome to AUF, JDorfler!

Very interesting convictions. I agree roughly 90% with all of them. Nice to have you here

Kirin-rex, thanks for your reply. I couldn't stop laughing.

My pleasure, honestly, and welcome to our forum. I have a feeling you'll have some really good contributions to make.

I hope so, and I also enjoy reading great contributions by others.