Ben's encounter at Death's doorstep and hospitalisation...

**Ben** · 07-31-2004, 02:17 PM

I'm a bit les drugged now and going through a lucid patch so I beter post before the next batch of drugs catches up with me!! lol.

Seriously everyone I worried sick about you all while I was in hospital and asked the nusres to check out the site if any of them were on the net (None of them were). They wouldn't let me use the hospital's PC's because of some stupid rule that they were monitoring peoples hearts and stuff. Pathetic if you ask me!

It was a crazy place, I found a naked man at 4am under my bed looking for a cat, Someone else was trying to stick his drip into me in the middle of the night (He said I looked like I needed it more). The guy in the next bed was lovely but mad, (As soon as his bullets are removed he'll be back on the front line and get the nazi's himself). I pointed out thet the war was over and he said 'Was it on the radio? Could be the Nazi's playing a trick!' every time an aeroplane went over to Inverness airport he'd say 'The bastards are bombing us again, where's the anti aircraft fire? You got a gun Ben?' I told him he'd need to ask the ward sister as she keeps them in a cupboard.

Food? RUBBISH!! Staff fantastic!! Doctors, Too Many!!! Equipment? very high tech, when I got the brain scan I was worried they could see who I lust after but they assured me it isn't that good!

Sad note....God Bless Rita who didn't make it through this morning and God bless Chris who won't see tomorrow. We had good laughs. And God Bless Tony who did make it through and helped me raid the biscuit cupboard at 4am!

Ben

**DeathEmber** · 07-31-2004, 02:55 PM

biz-kits are yummy xD

**Darla** · 07-31-2004, 03:11 PM

Awwwwww. Welcome back Hunny. Glad to see you are recovering, I've had no internet access and have been worried sick((((BEN)))). So happy you are okay.

PS....did ya find me a hunky Doc...Did ya Did ya???????? *jumps up and down*

**Ben** · 07-31-2004, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by Darla
[b]Awwwwww. Welcome back Hunny. Glad to see you are recovering, I've had no internet access and have been worried sick((((BEN)))). So happy you are okay.

PS....did ya find me a hunky Doc...Did ya Did ya???????? *jumps up and down*

Sorry Darla but when they got good news they send in the hunky doctors to Guys. I only saw one of them and he insisted on sticking needles in me. I asked if he was an acupuncturist (Seemed he was having difficulty locating a vein, I had to show him where they were). Beautiful female doctors are sent to tell men bad news so I saw a lot of them. But hey it really does soften the blow...especially when they bend over to tell you the bad news. I had seriously low blood pressure but it rose every time they sent a female doc to take it which gives a false impression! When the guy did it they had to boost it immediately. Amazing how they can affect you. Of course I was charming to the nurses and got extra biscuits and ice cream etc and the let me out of bed for a smoke. It pays to be nice. Dr Potts my consultant/surgeon was hunky but I aint into men. Sorry......but hey young Doctor Catherine was the business....boy could she take a pulse!!! I tried tro convince her I could show her where the biggest vein I had was but she settled for my arm.

Ben

**Darla** · 07-31-2004, 03:39 PM

Dr Catherine sounds like a very sensible person

**MysteriousRose** · 07-31-2004, 06:14 PM

Yay!!!!!! Welcome back Ben! Hugs & kisses! Glad to see you back! :rainbow: :angelwing

**monsmeg** · 08-01-2004, 01:44 AM

Oh Ben

Nurses are getting slack TUT TuT ,Just be glad that I gave up Nursing ! I make Hattie jaques 's Matron look like a kitten .

speak to you later

Mons Meg ( no hugs ,look what happen the last time ! )