Ben's encounter at Death's doorstep and hospitalisation...

[iwant2believe2]

I'm express mailing a pint of blood to aid in Ben's speedy recovery...*sorry, Ben, supply is low and thats all you get*

Oh yeah, and there are some here in the Forum who think that you should be checked for implants and anal probes when you get out :alien:

[Dingo]

Be delicate Dingo... Be delicate... Ben's wife has been contacted by a few people from this forum and she asks that this thread please be where everyone looks for updates on Ben's condition and talks about any issue which they feel is related to Ben and has a joke or two at Ben's expense... It's what Ben does best... joke and have fun... yet be serious when the mood strikes him...

She is terribly busy visiting Ben in hospital and trying to answer mail and talk to family members and friends... And it's raining... and the dogs are mucking up and hospital food is terrible so she is cooking as well... The phone won't stop ringing and there's clothes to wash and dry... And the chickens are laying eggs all over the place and she is having to play find the eggs just so she can eat.... She is also trying to get him on the front pages of the intergalactic sun along with the topless girl aliens. And to top it off... there's a gaggle of little green aliens trying to break down their back door waving all these probes and implants in the air...

So she really is pushed for time to be able to answer all their mail at the moment and it's important to her that noone feels offended by this, but it cannot be helped... In other words... no problems sending mail and well wishes to her... but she may not be able to reply back for a while... And she thanks everyone for their thoughts and well wishes and for the jokes for Ben... Please understand... it's a very trying time for the family at this stage and it looks possibly like the arrows point closer to a brain stroke than a heart problem... And he still is a very sick bloke...

So please everyone... keep posting and enjoy the forum so he has heaps to catch up when he gets back... OMG tutu... Poor Ben... Alien implants huh? Strewth... wonder if they will interfere with the electrical impulses coming from his brain and make him normal or something... Perish that though... Just try to imagine what a normal Ben would be like... :alien:

Dingo
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[Ms_Spooky]

Awww... Ben...I guess we are gonna have to re-schedule that cave visit for another time!! I hope this didn't result because of those pictures. Get well soon!! Lots of hugs and square fluffy biscuits coming your way!!!

[Opal princess]

Thanks for the updates Dingo......what if those little green Aliens get him...maybe they could implant him with get of your bum implants...you know every time he touches a keyboard they send an electric shock through him, wouldn't that help...maybe we need a plan to let then in to the hospital....someone got spare Dr's gowns and stethascopes?....shouldn't be too hard. :ship:


Opal Princess :icecream: :coffee3:

[kellyb]

....so he's lost a few of his marblels, eh? Last time I saw them, they were sort of oblong in shape, to begin with....maybe his wife should check the chicken coupe for them....
Seriously, though, much love to Ben, his wife, and the rest of his family and friends...

[Lona Skaggs]

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So please everyone... keep posting and enjoy the forum so he has heaps to catch up when he gets back... OMG tutu... Poor Ben... Alien implants huh? Strewth... wonder if they will interfere with the electrical impulses coming from his brain and make him normal or something... Perish that though... Just try to imagine what a normal Ben would be like...

Dingo

I think "normal Ben" would be a big professional living it up in a super nature resort reading anthroplogy studies of South American Shaman type people and their past lives or some sort..outside the box...hey that's not much diferent then the one we know...

Hey, Ben, imagine a box...black...with gold edges....signed by yours truly, Lona..GET WELLL!!!okay? You are like a brother..you know...intellectual mate...check that out!!!I think I spelled everything right. Peace and love...now and forever....wake and live!!!

[iwant2believe2]

I found them!!!...Ben's Marbles!!!...

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I woke up this moring and found a strange ball on my living room table. it's 8 mm in diamiter and looks like a baring (like in an axel) but has apsulotly no scraches on it ar markings of any kind, and is almost weight less. Now this is odd becouse I cleand the table last night and left absolutly nothing on it

Guy

It appears that his lost marbles have been found in perfect condition...without a scratch...perhaps from lack of use...dunno...lets hope he can fill us in on it when he gets back

[(=-M-=)]

I think ive figured it out..
you see ben was saying just recently how we are all
in grave danger . The Aliens are comming and all the signs are in place.
Everyones beefing up security and i now see it has to have been
an alien hybrid that was planted millions of years ago just to stop such
a spreading of the word. This creature given one job has been silently awaiting the time when it
would be called upon to do its Masters :ship: blessing.,...


Nessy!!
That evil tyrantess has mind melded with ben and is manupilating his very thoughts into complete and total SUBJUGATION !!!

someone get ben a foilhat pronto!!

[Dingo]

All your well wishes from this thread have been passed onto Ben and he waves and says hello and thanks everyone for their searching of his marbles... he really is keen to have them all back...

His wife says she thinks he looks nowhere near as well as she'd like him to look and he tires very easily and still gets flutters of pain... blimps she calls them... here and there in spite of heavy medication... The family's biggest concern is they will dick him out of hospital before they do the tests and then he will have to wait a couple of months to get the tests done as an outpatient.... So she's prepared to temporarily disown him and tell them there is noone to look after him if they try to release him before the tests.. And send him his prawn and mayo sannies by courier...

But hey... talk about losing marbles... makes one wonder... His wife had to shoo some straying sheep off the road and when she was walking back she noticed someone had spilt what looked like chocolate coated peanuts on the ground... She knew Ben loved them and was in a hurry and knew she had no time to buy him sweets... he loves sweets... so she gathered them up and bagged them for him... better than letting them sit there and go to waste she told me... Though, she did think they were a bit soft she told me...

Cripes... I cringed when I heard this.... and in my blunt Dingo way said to her.. But... they don't sound like they were chocolate coated peanuts to me... they sound more like sheep droppings... Nah, wasn't a problem at all... she replied back to me.... Ben never noticed the difference.... He happily ate them while telling me the story of the bloke in bed next to him who had sucked all the chocolate off the packet of chocolate peanuts he had and then he gave them to Ben as peanuts..... and only told him what he had done after Ben ate all the peanuts. Talk about ultimate groseness...

Only time will tell... but still everything points to a stroke....

Dingo
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[kellyb]

Thanks for the update, Dingo...
You did made that story about the sheep droppings up, right?God, I hope you did.. You've got I weird sense of humor....I'm not always sure...
Do you know anything about how severe they think the stroke might have been? Like, on a scale of 1 to 10, or something?