after all the heavy topics, hows about some light relief

[mazdaman1967]

ok guys, we all waiting on the 14th, and we dealt with some heavy lhc sh*t, lets have a fun topic!

for all the guys and girls.

you wake up in the morning, after a real good session on the booze, and you realize you are lying beside the biggest moose in the world.

worse still, he/she is lying on your arm, and your both naked!

do you...

A) cry

B) bite your f*cking arm off and escape

C) face the music?

[mazdaman1967]

just had a thought, i will add a D)

D) all of the above, cause you are to hungover to achieve B)

LOL!!!

[Hektor]

not drinking seems to solve this problem nicely for me

[dickeazy]

I think I already had this confession in the "Transformers" thread, but here it is again:

This used to happen to me all the time, bro. I used to just do "C", but soon I learned I couldn't face myself in the mirror to shave. So I moved up to option "B" but now I have to type this with my nose as I am out of arms. Currently, I use the final option "A" while getting re-drunk-as-hell.

CHEERS!

[dani]

ok guys, we all waiting on the 14th, and we dealt with some heavy lhc sh*t, lets have a fun topic!

for all the guys and girls.

you wake up in the morning, after a real good session on the booze, and you realize you are lying beside the biggest moose in the world.

worse still, he/she is lying on your arm, and your both naked!

do you...

A) cry

B) bite your f*cking arm off and escape

C) face the music?

BRRRAAAAAAAWGHHHHHHH!!!!



Why is nobody asking about MY feelings??! o...The Horror........The Horror......of waking up next to a BLUE CAR reeking of Jack Daniels!!!!!!!!!!!

[ObedientBeast]

Did I ever tell you about the worst piece of ass I ever had??

It was wonderful!!

So I would roll over and bang her one more long good one.

Because if you leave them with a smile, you"ll feel better all the while.

The Happy Humper

[mazdaman1967]

BRRRAAAAAAAWGHHHHHHH!!!!



Why is nobody asking about MY feelings??! o...The Horror........The Horror......of waking up next to a BLUE CAR reeking of Jack Daniels!!!!!!!!!!!

thats a better looking moose than some of the ones i've woke up to, after a night on the p*ss.

[Vultyrex]

[WorldWidePanic]

You know what? I've just realized something. I myself have never awakened next to a moose, which can only mean one thing.

I'm the moose!!!!

[dani]

You know what? I've just realized something. I myself have never awakened next to a moose, which can only mean one thing.

I'm the moose!!!!

Oh Yeah.....says WHO.......?




When I'm done ruminating, we'll butt heads...