Wouldn't it be nice if we just happen to find one of the alien's s*x toy and we actually even build a religion all around it trying to figure out just what the hell that object was?
"If evolution is true (which all the evidence points to it being so), then the story of Adam and Eve is false (God did not simply create man out of dirt).
If Adam and Eve were not real, then there was no original sin (the eating of the forbidden fruit).
If there was no original sin, there was no Jesus who had to come back and sacrifice himself to forgive that original sin.
So it really comes down to the fact that evolution disproves the basis of Christianity."