The topic everyone will be talking about....

http://blog.valiens.com/2007/09/17/open-le...ng-seminar.aspx

Auditory Hallucinations

Who has had 'em and what did they tell you?

Shameless Plug For My New DVD About An Alien Abductee

Hey, Gang:

I made a lil' movie that hopefully will make you laugh and cringe and glad you own it. I've captured something you've not seen on film before - a real and just plain crazy form of possession, for lack of a better word, that's happening to an alien abductee. The movie isn't even about that but it's in there.

My flick, "No One's Watching: An Alien Abductee's Story," comes out on May 1st, but you can order in advance right now, exclusively at Amazon.com. Here's the link:

http://www.amazon.com/No-Ones-Watchi...4799262&sr=1-1

"But, Jeremy," you say. "I'm a die-hard skeptic. I'm bound to hate this crap, aren't I?"

Yes, skeptic, you are. However, for you I have something special called the Nicely Toasted Roommate Roast commentary track. Watch the movie. If you like it, great! Everyone's happy. But if you hate it or are just ambivalent, click on that commentary track and watch it again...for the first time. It's a whole new experience with my comedian roommates trashing everything on screen and saying to me most of the stuff you'd like to. You'll laugh 'til you cry and be happy that you didn't have to turn my DVD into a beer coaster. That's what we in the biz like to call a win-win situation. Double the win at half the cost. You have nothing to lose.

Plus, aliens. Sweeeeeet.

So gather up your pennies and order now, for this abductee's gotta eat.

Sincerely,

Jeremy Vaeni
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UFO Magazine

PS: If you do purchase it and want to leave questions or feedback for me in this thread I'll answer anything.

My Latest Frankenstein Creation

I direct it. The Violets rock it. The puppets sell it.

Check it out before it gets banned in several countries. "Shake This Monkey," indeed.

If you're a youtube member, kindly rate it and rate it kindly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ral0kT1-92M

Thanks!

Jeremy

PS: Aliens, blah-blah--sequel to book, blah-blah. I'll update you on all my other doings soon.

Check Out My New Music Video

Alien abductee directs non-alien-related music video.

I just wanna dance Dance DANCE!

Check it out, rate it if you love it. Suck it if you don't--no no! Come on! I kid...I kid....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCXWLIw0R3g